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Bjorn Cyborg
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Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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I hope when I’m a billionaire, I don’t throw my marriage away on a twice divorced 50 year old Latin chick.

She must have sparks coming out of her pussy or something.

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Scandal-hit Jeff Bezos planned to hire Lin-Manuel Miranda to film a Super Bowl commercial and put his alleged mistress Lauren Sanchez on the production team, according to a new report.

The Amazon boss actually went so far as to approach the “Hamilton” star so he could spend time with his mistress, the National Enquirer claims.

Sanchez has been working on a documentary about Bezos’ space exploration unit, Blue Origin, and the outlet claims to have evidence of her having an affair with the billionaire CEO for the past nine months.

However, a source told the outlet they doubted the film project would ever see the light of day and suggested it was just an excuse for the pair to see each other, calling it “the $50 million alibi.”


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theunknownknight
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Was that wrong?


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Cosmo
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Pussy is undefeated


Mingo Was His NameO
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
What a boss.


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theunknownknight
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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Pussy is undefeated


Only for betas


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BruceJender
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
She looks like a beaver


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MrSmith65
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Cadillac pussy. It's real.


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DavidTheGnome
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
I think the wife is hotter and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.


TheMailman
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial


That's like .0003% of his net worth. That's like me or you buying a cheap bottle of wine from the local cvs
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tgrbaitn08
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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I think the wife is hotter


There is nothing hot or sexy about the wife. She’s very unattractive


SeeeeK
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
His wife basically calls him out in her last book. Calling him basically a cheating d-bag.



kc8876
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and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.


We heard you the first time
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WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
You read his wife’s book?


teke184
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
I’m sure it is given away free to Prime members.


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MojoGuyPan
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Member since Jun 2018
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Bezos should follow the SEC. It didn't work out for Petrino either but at least he did it in style with a young one on a $20,000 Harley.

Bezos is doing this all wrong. $50MM with a chick with twice as much mileage as she should have.


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soccerfüt
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I think the wife is hotter and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.
LucasP didn’t cheat on his spouse.

Respect that.



#freeLucasP


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SippyCup
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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There is nothing hot or sexy about the wife. She’s very unattractive


70 billion is very hot and sexy. It is very attractive.


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fr33manator
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
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Sanchez has been working on a documentary about Bezos’ space exploration unit,


I, I bet she has been working on letting his unit explore space


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UnitedFruitCompany
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Next thing the enquirer will dig up is that Blue Origin was only a ruse so he could bang this broad in outer space Moonraker style.


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Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.
Think about this...as it currently stands ...say 135billion and she gets ..half. Say Jeff gets married again and divorced again..and she gets half. Believing 3rd time is a charm, Jeff gets married again ....and divorced again and wife 3 gets half. He would still have more than Paul Allen did ams that was a wealthy dude


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