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Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.

Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:00 pm
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I hope when I’m a billionaire, I don’t throw my marriage away on a twice divorced 50 year old Latin chick.

She must have sparks coming out of her pussy or something.

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Scandal-hit Jeff Bezos planned to hire Lin-Manuel Miranda to film a Super Bowl commercial and put his alleged mistress Lauren Sanchez on the production team, according to a new report.

The Amazon boss actually went so far as to approach the “Hamilton” star so he could spend time with his mistress, the National Enquirer claims.

Sanchez has been working on a documentary about Bezos’ space exploration unit, Blue Origin, and the outlet claims to have evidence of her having an affair with the billionaire CEO for the past nine months.

However, a source told the outlet they doubted the film project would ever see the light of day and suggested it was just an excuse for the pair to see each other, calling it “the $50 million alibi.”


This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 7:07 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57316 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:01 pm to
Was that wrong?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120267 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:02 pm to
Pussy is undefeated
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:03 pm to
What a boss.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57316 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:04 pm to
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Pussy is undefeated


Only for betas
Posted by BruceJender
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
620 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:36 pm to
She looks like a beaver
Posted by MrSmith65
Member since Apr 2018
959 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:37 pm to
Cadillac pussy. It's real.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:40 pm to
I think the wife is hotter and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:42 pm to
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Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial


That's like .0003% of his net worth. That's like me or you buying a cheap bottle of wine from the local cvs
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 7:46 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:44 pm to
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I think the wife is hotter


There is nothing hot or sexy about the wife. She’s very unattractive
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28058 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:54 pm to
His wife basically calls him out in her last book. Calling him basically a cheating d-bag.

Posted by kc8876
Member since May 2012
2935 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 7:58 pm to
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and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.


We heard you the first time
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 8:00 pm
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:00 pm to
You read his wife’s book?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95514 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:05 pm to
I’m sure it is given away free to Prime members.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:15 pm to
Bezos should follow the SEC. It didn't work out for Petrino either but at least he did it in style with a young one on a $20,000 Harley.

Bezos is doing this all wrong. $50MM with a chick with twice as much mileage as she should have.




Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:19 pm to
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I think the wife is hotter and I have no respect for anyone that cheats on their spouse.
LucasP didn’t cheat on his spouse.

Respect that.



#freeLucasP
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6141 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:20 pm to
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There is nothing hot or sexy about the wife. She’s very unattractive


70 billion is very hot and sexy. It is very attractive.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:22 pm to
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Sanchez has been working on a documentary about Bezos’ space exploration unit,


I, I bet she has been working on letting his unit explore space
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3374 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:26 pm to
Next thing the enquirer will dig up is that Blue Origin was only a ruse so he could bang this broad in outer space Moonraker style.
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:32 pm to
Think about this...as it currently stands ...say 135billion and she gets ..half. Say Jeff gets married again and divorced again..and she gets half. Believing 3rd time is a charm, Jeff gets married again ....and divorced again and wife 3 gets half. He would still have more than Paul Allen did ams that was a wealthy dude
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