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re: Bezos spent $50 million on a fake commercial to cover up affair.

Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:34 pm to
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There is nothing hot or sexy about the wife. She’s very unattractive


She's not sexy, but she is not unattractive or ugly. She's a little prettier than neutral.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11703 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:45 pm to
Billions can get you much hotter chicks than that.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:24 pm to
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Pussy is undefeated

This is so true. I mean the worst I've had was wonderful.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61189 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:26 pm to
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Billions can get you much hotter chicks than that.


Hotter and younger chicks for a guy like Bezos is just a trap for a lawsuit or some sort of scheme.

It's funny people here think it's so easy to be rich and have a chick.

They all want your money, end of story.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:28 pm to
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It's funny people here think it's so easy to be rich and have a chick.

They all want your money, end of story.





whether youre rich OR poor.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61189 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
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whether youre rich OR poor.


Yeah but for poorer folks you can separate yourself with personality and character. At Bezos level of wealth all anyone would see is dollar signs.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
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At Bezos level of wealth all anyone would see is dollar signs.




and hes like 55.

Get snipped, and never worry again.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7430 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:31 pm to
Just insane to imagine having that much money. Him spending $50M on a dumb plan sounds ridiculous until you realize that it's equivalent to Joe Schmo, who makes $100K a year, buying a latte at Starbucks.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26748 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:33 pm to
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They all want your money, end of story.


So? Knowing that, at least go younger and hotter. Why go with a likely former hot chick, who is 50 and twice divorced?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:34 pm to
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Him spending $50M on a dumb plan sounds ridiculous until you realize that it's equivalent to Joe Schmo, who makes $100K a year, buying a latte at Starbucks.


And then you realize it's probably going to end up costing him tens of billions and it goes right back to being a stupid plan again.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7430 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:37 pm to
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And then you realize it's probably going to end up costing him tens of billions and it goes right back to being a stupid plan again.



Touche
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20440 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:02 pm to
Dude owned 400,000 acres of land. I’m sure multiple private jets and not to mention he could charter a 3rd party private jet off the books with ease.

Why do you need to find an excuse to see a chick? A ceo like that is gone all the time.

Doesn’t seem like it would be that difficult to sneak away together with that type of money.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:11 pm to
His wife is damn cute too man.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158757 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:18 pm to
is jeter the only guy that figured this out? Bang models and IG whores, have NDAs waiting on them as they exit
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26748 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:32 pm to
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have NDAs waiting on them as they exit


You mean “as they enter.”

He got the signatures in advance. Also had gift baskets for them to take home.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158757 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:34 pm to
You’re correct, either way the man is a genius
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
939 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:06 am to
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Lauren Sanchez
Her crotch is the most expensive real estate, per sq ft, on the planet
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
866 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:39 am to
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:07 am to
Search Antarctica
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10123 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:17 am to
who cares? good for him!
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