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re: Best chance to break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever.

Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
134922 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

stay on the lamb


Stay in school
Posted by BatonProv
Member since Dec 2023
444 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:28 pm to
Darn, and I even looked up how to spell lam correctly.

On the run was clearly the better expression.

Missed that one.
Posted by BatonProv
Member since Dec 2023
444 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:43 pm to
So you thought it was spelled lame and I should stay in school.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18910 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:48 pm to
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Derrick Groves is still out and about

Probably in a rundown apartment a block away from the jail.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2852 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Best chance to break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever.

quote:

stay on the lamb

quote:

lamb


Aggy?
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2013 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:04 pm to
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Get to Brazil and father a child. No extradition.



Tell me more.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:06 pm to
Edit your post title.

It is embarrassing.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
41734 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

quote:

on the lamb



I’m not Arabic. Nor am I a Bama fan.



Durka Durka
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4073 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:00 pm to
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stay on the lamb forever

You could hide out in Halal-ibad Afghanistan.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9550 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:07 pm to
I think this is it. Go to NYC, change your appearance. Keep head down.

Rent under the table. Dishwasher, moving cars, etc. save money.

Don’t know how you’d get out of the country.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15519 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:10 pm to
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The best chance I could see is if you were to be a caretaker or farm hand where are you trade room and board for your labor and do not require much contact with the outside world.

Nope. The world has changed baw.

No property owner is going to let you stay on his property in exchange for keeping his mouth shut … unless you learn to suck a mean dick. And even then, you better commit to continuous improvement.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22776 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:14 pm to
You have a chance if you can make it to a country that has no extradition treaty with the United States
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13310 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:15 pm to
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stay on the lamb forever.
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LIke this?
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2615 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:23 pm to
As in silence of ....?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30853 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:34 pm to
The use of "Lam" was first noted by Alan Pinkerton in 1886. He had discovered that pickpockets used the old English word Lam for "beat it" or "get away" to alert each other of police presence.

Just got to wondering where that saying came from.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1419 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:37 pm to
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break out of prison and stay on the lamb forever.
The best answer is to avoid going to prison in the first place.

Modern fugitive hunters are very skilled and have huge advantages. Unless you have great survival skills and care to live a terrible existence by running like Eric Rudolph, your prospects are very poor.

And when you are caught, you will have lived a very stressful life and will face all of the original time plus whatever you added from escaping and from what crimes you commit while on the run.

All bad decisions.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:52 pm to
Just head to SF or L.A. to a homeless camp. Get a DL without any identification under their lax laws to establish a new identity. While there sign up for the free benefits and supplement with daily shoplifting under the $value of police response.

Won’t take long before they will offer a free apartment, groceries, healthcare.

California has made it easy to hide.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 6:04 pm to
I’ve always thought Morgan City would be the perfect spot to disappear except for the being in Morgan City part.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22672 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:52 pm to
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Just head to SF or L.A. to a homeless camp.

The huge problem in any city is facial recognition software. There are cameras everywhere.

No idea how Groves is avoiding this in NOLA.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22093 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:12 pm to
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stay on the lamb forever

You've gotten chuckles for this. I thought it was a teachable moment and it is likely you will forever be correct.
"on the lam".
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