CroakaBait

Winter is coming, keep that crazy bitch Danaerys away from King’s Landing. Even though she’s an OT 7. I don’t trust her.

I’m offended about you being offended against something I am not offended against, but would’ve been offended against if it had been one my peeps being offended about.

We talking skull or nuts here? Big difference.
There’s a lot of forgiveness in one spot, not much in the other.

Always, always, smell the milk after you open the carton. Because the first time that you don’t, you’re screwed. And school chocolate milk has a propensity to spoil faster than white milk. I learned a lot more important stuff later, but that’s what I learned in elementary school. Besides the fact that Irish nuns are brutal mfers.

Major in Physical Education instead of History/Political Science. Those PE coaches have it made.

I just wish he had a voice. He’s got a lot to say, and a lot of roasting to do, but all we hear is an end-stage emphysema patient.

Fuggin Porta Riggins

Reminds me of Ilse Koch, of Nazi fame:
Ilse Koch, tattoo aficionado

You ended that last paragraph with a preposition, AI can help you with that.

Cyclists have long ridden on my road, typically on weekend mornings, and I’m amazed they survive. The road has a 45 mph speed limit and drivers normally ignore that and do 55-60. The road also has numerous blind curves and hills. There’s also a ton of dump truck traffic from numerous dirt pits and those fellas can’t slow down that quick. The bike riders are either oblivious, or just have a death wish. What makes them assholes in my opinion, is that they refuse to wave.