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LSUBoo
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
Damn, I missed that gem.

I vote for aliens.


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cbree88
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Member since Feb 2010
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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Well I was brushing my teeth this morning while my wife took a shite next to me.


How can you stand that? That must be terrible. Lol


Jester
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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On that note, I never realized that my washer and dryer had a "delicates" setting before I got married.

Or at least before we lived together.


My wife and I are opposites on that. I moved out and never looked back when I was 19, so I got plenty domesticated. When I met my wife, I swear I pulled enough lint out of her dryer to knit 4 XL sweaters.


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Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
These are funny, but are they really revelations to most people in this day and age?

Practically everyone I know either informally or formally lived with their SO for a couple years before getting married. I think this is more applicable to people who get married at 22-25, which I see far less often these days.


jmarto1
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Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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who get married at 22-25, which I see far less often these days.



This is par for the course in Louisiana


50_Tiger
LSU Fan
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
13437 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
This thread is funny and frightening at the same time.


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celltech1981
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Louisiana
Member since Jul 2014
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
I won't argue about the existence of god since I think that is something that can't be proved either way. I think it is pretty obvious that religion is a human invention and can be very toxic. Your bible wants you to admire a man who is willing to gut his child because god said so. ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyy.


covlatiger
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2006
1879 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
A woman marries a man thinking he will change. A man marries a woman thinking she won't change.

Even living together beforehand does not fix this.


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L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
1660 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
-How expensive curtains are.

-there are scents that equate to seasons of the year.

-How much women and teenagers really are alike when it comes to emotions and money.

-How the answer to the question, "What are you doing?" is never "nothing" because it triggers some ingrained response from your wife to find something for you to do.

-How much I dream about time alone.

-How much time alone is overrated after about two hours.

-How much I love being at work in order to be alone.

-How stupid i was with money before I had to be the person paying attention to it or it would get all spent on crap not needed.

-How women do things like "haphazardly loading the dishwasher" on purpose because they dont really want to load it and hope you do it.

-How much i could love and hate the same person on the same day.





rocket31
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Member since Jan 2008
33477 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
bet all that was cathartic getting off your chest


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lsunurse
LSU Fan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Dec 2005
113271 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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Women don't put half their clothes on the dryer, they air dry denim.


I don’t want my jeans to shrink, jeans that fit tall women are hard to find.


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Tiger1242
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2011
26146 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
How many live sporting events I used to get to watch on TV vs. my computer


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Spaceman Spiff
Georgia Fan
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
9208 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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Before I got married, I never realized ______________.


My wife was a slut.


miketiger
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
1470 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
How little Better there would be and how much more Worse there would be.


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cbree88
LSU Fan
Houma
Member since Feb 2010
1339 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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I don’t want my jeans to shrink, jeans that fit tall women are hard to find.


Evil Little Thing must have a really hard time since she’s 6’2”.


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LSUBoo
Bowling Green Fan
None. None More Black.
Member since Mar 2006
72643 posts
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re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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, jeans that fit tall women are hard to find.



Have you asked Darth where he gets his?


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Green Chili Tiger
LSU Fan
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
26284 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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I don’t want my jeans to shrink, jeans that fit tall women are hard to find.


Between my wife and my daughters I thought we were going to have to put a cloths line in the yard until my wife found out that Hollister has "Long" lengths in their women's jeans.

Problem solved.


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LSUtoBOOT
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
323 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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Til death do us part.


Should have known with that clause included, it was going to be hard work. Truth is all married couples periodically experience many, if not all, of the issues already noted. The important thing is to find someone you are willing to work with who is willing to work with you. Marriage is like a job, which is why so many people quit or get fired from it.


damnedoldtigah
LSU Fan
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
3574 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
Married for 27 years. Experienced a lot of the things mentioned on this board. Been divorced for the last 10. Very peaceful. I can go out when I want to and don't have to answer for it.

Finances got under considerably better control once the divorce was finalized. I will never share another checking, savings, or credit card account with another person again. At least now I know what's coming in and what's going out, and what's left over.

Also, no more nagging. Over the years she went from helping to nurture the relationship to just being emotionally aloof and thinking only of herself. Glad she's gone.
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RedPop4
USA Fan
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
8891 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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...what Borderline Personality Disorder is.


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