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LSUBoo
Bowling Green Fan
None. None More Black.
Member since Mar 2006
74911 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
On that note, I never realized that my washer and dryer had a "delicates" setting before I got married.

Or at least before we lived together.


stelly1025
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
2359 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
That a wedding ring makes you less desirable to your wife and more desirable to other women.


Tigeralum2008
LSU Fan
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
8449 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
how much I hate the TV series, Bones and Criminal Minds


Bras do not go in the dryer...


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Hacker
LSU Fan
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2009
3162 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
How satisfying divorce is and how much i missed being single


labileshow
Member since Dec 2017
34 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
There is no such thing as too many pillows and candles


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Breesus
New Orleans Saints Fan
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
62205 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
quote:

Breesus, your marriage is toxic




I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise


geauxtigers87
USA Fan
NOLA
Member since Mar 2011
15689 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
Welcome to marriage where you're always wrong and there's no right answer


Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
31799 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
quote:

how easy my wife's sister would become.


Details?


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Breesus
New Orleans Saints Fan
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
62205 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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elcome to marriage where you're always wrong and there's no right answer




Image: https://i.imgflip.com/1t7p2m.jpg


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rocket31
Toledo Fan
Member since Jan 2008
33478 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
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women are just fricking insane.



see, i dont know if i have just had incredibly bad luck but every girl ive seriously dated ended up being borderline (BPD)

those experiences over and over again def damaged my outlook on all future relationships, i have no qualms about admitting that.


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cbree88
LSU Fan
Houma
Member since Feb 2010
1638 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
quote:

That women fart just as loud as men.



I’ve never been married, but I already know that this is true. I guess it saves me some shock down the road.
This post was edited on 12/7 at 9:43 am


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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2004
62944 posts
 Online 

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
quote:

ow haphazardly women load the dishwasher.


My wife could somehow find a way to make the dishwasher "full" with 2 cups and a salad fork.

Its a super power.


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Napoleon
New Orleans Saints Fan
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
55750 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
I did too, until I asked around and found out women fear clothes shrinkage a lot more than men.


The Torch
LSU Fan
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
6735 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
Well I was brushing my teeth this morning while my wife took a shite next to me.



DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
2636 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
... that a bed is supposed to have between 8 and 27 pillows on them that need to be moved out of the way in order to sleep in said bed.


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covlatiger
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2006
1895 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
Anything you once did or said to piss them off has the half-life of plutonium and will always come back up.

Why do men die earlier? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!


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Hangit
LSU Fan
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
10568 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
I never knew that we needed 30 little bottles of creams, potions, and lotions in the bathroom.

I never knew that they all really do turn into their mom.

I never knew that marriage would make her angry at the money I earn. Apparently it is bad money and must be gotten rid of ASAP.

I never knew that one person could have so many physical and mental ailments. Enough ailments for a whole nursing home, all packaged up into one person.


cajunbuck
LSU Fan
R-KANSAS
Member since Sep 2017
465 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
that any human would believe that a brand new boat motor was actually just the old shitey one with new paint


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TheOcean
Florida State Fan
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
39048 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
quote:

Dude. Atheist are idiots. The sun did not shine upon amoebas and cause them to grow into trees, fish, animals, and people. Who created the amoebas? Who created the planets or sun? There are only two possible answers: God or aliens. To think it’s all random morphing of energy is naive and inaccurate.




chinhoyang
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
13362 posts

re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
My wife (actually ex wife in residence) is crazy, but after reading this thread, I don't feel so bad.


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