re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.

That a wedding ring makes you less desirable to your wife and more desirable to other women.

How satisfying divorce is and how much i missed being single

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Breesus, your marriage is toxic

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I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise

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how easy my wife's sister would become.

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Details?

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women are just fricking insane.

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see, i dont know if i have just had incredibly bad luck but every girl ive seriously dated ended up being borderline (BPD)

those experiences over and over again def damaged my outlook on all future relationships, i have no qualms about admitting that.

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That women fart just as loud as men.

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I’ve never been married, but I already know that this is true. I guess it saves me some shock down the road.

I did too, until I asked around and found out women fear clothes shrinkage a lot more than men.

... that a bed is supposed to have between 8 and 27 pillows on them that need to be moved out of the way in order to sleep in said bed.

I never knew that we needed 30 little bottles of creams, potions, and lotions in the bathroom.

I never knew that they all really do turn into their mom.

I never knew that marriage would make her angry at the money I earn. Apparently it is bad money and must be gotten rid of ASAP.

I never knew that one person could have so many physical and mental ailments. Enough ailments for a whole nursing home, all packaged up into one person.

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Dude. Atheist are idiots. The sun did not shine upon amoebas and cause them to grow into trees, fish, animals, and people. Who created the amoebas? Who created the planets or sun? There are only two possible answers: God or aliens. To think it’s all random morphing of energy is naive and inaccurate.

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