re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.

I think us baws would learn a lot if we all watch this video

It's not about the nail

How incredibly irreplaceable I am, due solely to my unique ability to install and uninstall car seats.

I swear you’d think I’m the only person on earth qualified to do this.

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must be living the dream or something because I have no complaints about my wife and I love being married to her. How shitty your marriages must be.

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if your wife knows your username you can just not comment

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How expensive curtains are.

-there are scents that equate to seasons of the year.

-How much women and teenagers really are alike when it comes to emotions and money.

-How the answer to the question, "What are you doing?" is never "nothing" because it triggers some ingrained response from your wife to find something for you to do.

-How much I dream about time alone.

-How much time alone is overrated after about two hours.

-How much I love being at work in order to be alone.

-How stupid i was with money before I had to be the person paying attention to it or it would get all spent on crap not needed.

-How women do things like "haphazardly loading the dishwasher" on purpose because they dont really want to load it and hope you do it.

-How much i could love and hate the same person on the same day.

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Dude. This is it.

And so much of this thread is just so spot on. It's uncanny.

how haphazardly women load the dishwasher.




Dammit. Triggered...

My in-laws were the Madams family......Half Manson, Half Adams family....F'ing creepiest aholes that have ever lived.

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I swear you could make a full Whig about once a month just cleaning the drain in our bath tub

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You are saying you could use your wife and dog's hair to create a likeness of Henry Clay or Daniel Webster??

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Never seen anything like it. I'm not sure how she hasn't gone bald?

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Their hair must grow at a ridiculous rate.