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Before I got married, I never realized ______________.

Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:34 pm
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3148 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:34 pm
how haphazardly women load the dishwasher.

Fill in the blank
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12447 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:34 pm to
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 8:35 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:36 pm to
How much half of nothing is
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:37 pm to
That my wife would forget how to suck dick once the ring went on
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7489 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:37 pm to
how much I will miss sex
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32504 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:37 pm to
How much I enjoyed quiet
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:38 pm to
how easy my wife's sister would become.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:38 pm to
How much I’d miss chasing tail and hooking up with multiple women and pussy as I chose, as opposed to having the same piece of arse for the rest of my life.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6761 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:40 pm to
How many sales I'd hear about...the stores with 30 or even 60% off...I always say that it's still 70 or 40% more than spending nothing.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Before I got married, I never realized ______________.
what eating wedding cake did to a new bride

I keed.
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 8:43 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:42 pm to
That candles were so freaking expensive.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:43 pm to
Just how wrong i had been doing every household chore for my entire life.

How long a woman can sustain the silent treatment.

How much my wife and my mother hate each other.

How long a human being can go without physical contact.

How much more important trips to pick out garden flags and decorations from Hobby Lobby and Michael’s are than Saints football games.

Just how much planning and effort goes into executing a successful baby shower.

How important it is to never waste a dollar is when you want to buy a rogue meal or ingredient (i.e. one not already planned for) verses how price is no object for decorative wreaths and placemats for every occassion
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Doomaflochie
Member since Jan 2011
285 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:43 pm to
How long forever is.
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2795 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:44 pm to
how completely fricking insane my in-laws would become.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:45 pm to
How much I appreciated silence.
Posted by MAUCKjersey1
Houston Oil and Gas
Member since Aug 2005
3531 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:47 pm to
What Amazon Prime was.....STOP buying stuff damit!!!!
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7507 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:47 pm to
quote:


how haphazardly women load the dishwasher.


Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:48 pm to
How impossibly long a woman can brood over and hold an infinitesimally small grudge without telling you.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

how much I will miss sex
quote:

That my wife would forget how to suck dick once the ring went on


frick yalls lives.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

How much more important trips to pick out garden flags and decorations from Hobby Lobby are than Saints football games.

Hobby lobby is closed on Sundays... All married men know this.
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