re: Before I got married, I never realized ______________.

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assume all women are bad at both

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bad assumption

Some great men and women out there. Just like the OT, you have to wade through a lot of shite to find the good stuff.

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She is banging a tennis coach.

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I know there are a bunch of youngsters on here but if you've ever seen a naked 53 year old female body up close and personal you would understand just how unlikely this is.

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I know there are a bunch of youngsters on here but if you've ever seen a naked 53 year old female body up close and personal you would understand just how unlikely this is.

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This is bullshite. Do you really believe that?

I've seen tennis teams at the country club full of women over 50 I'd have no problem diving into.

...that women can remember even the smallest transgression of yours a decade or more later, bring it up in an argument now, and I can't remember how she screwed up and pissed me off two days ago.

She's banging the youth pastor. Sorry.

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How much hair a healthy woman can lose in a given week.

Between the dog and the wife, the swiffer doesn't stop

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Preach my man. I have to sharpen a knife twice to cut through all the hair on the beater bar of the vacuum because it has the same consistency as hemp rope. Also is my wife the only one drawing Native American tribal art on the shower walls with the wads of hair that inexplicably fall out while washing their hair. I have a German Shepherd and I believe the dogs sheds less than my wife.

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That women actually “save” money out shopping by spending money.

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That's kind of what I meant by I always here that it's 60% off or something...and my thought is that it's 40% more than nothing, for something we really don't need.

My grandmother left me some solid advice. If you can live with a girl for 6 months and not burn the house down, marry her. If you can go on a long car ride (5/6 hours+) and not instantly turn around, marry her.

Both of which I did and am marrying her.

...what Borderline Personality Disorder is.

How one person with a full set of furniture can move into another persons house, who also has a full set of furniture....and the end result is you need to go buy new furniture.

The correct way to pack is to spend 3 hours piecing together ideas in your closet, and then after that, you check the weather report for where you're going. Repeat the whole process if needed.

How much rationalizing you can do for something you really want. "Babe, isn't this coffee maker so cute? We won't mind the extra 15 steps it will take to make coffee in the morning...." Of course, I've been getting 15mpg for a vehicle I drive mostly to/from work with an empty bed on the grounds that I haul stuff occasionally so I'm not totally innocent here.