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Be careful on those cruise excursions, baws...

Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:13 pm
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:13 pm
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What was supposed to be a memorable first cruise became a nightmare for a young Louisiana woman who suffered a catastrophic injury during a rope swing excursion in Honduras, forcing a nearly $50,000 emergency air evacuation back to the United States.

While participating in a shore excursion, Kirsten Lindsey was injured when a retrieval line appeared to have been improperly connected to the swing, Blake said.

"The line suddenly tightened between Kirsten’s legs just before she dropped,” Blake explained, describing what he called a catastrophic saddle injury.

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This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 8:20 pm
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8108 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:15 pm to
Split tail
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46540 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:22 pm to
Third world countries aren't always the safest places to try new things. Had a client whose husband was killed on a zip line a few years back while on a cruise excursion
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128455 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:24 pm to
Lmao crazy how local this is. She seems fine on Snapchat eating a steak in her hospital bed.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105801 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:24 pm to
Wasn't there a bungee jumping death recently where they forgot to buckle the harness?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15948 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:35 pm to
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catastrophic saddle injury.

I’m guessing her slit got horrifically split.
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2128 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:36 pm to
Went zip lining in Costa rica several years ago. At the end of our group was two solo guys, one in a red shirt and the other in a blue shirt. The guides spoke poor English. They just memorized that ole red shirt was always the last one down. Until red and blue swapped places for some reason and the guide on the next platform down didn't know. When red shirt came down, they turned focus to going to the next platform and didn't throw out the brake for poor blue shirt. It was all fun and games standing on a platform way up on a redwood tree in the rainforest until we heard "where's the brake!?" And poor blue shirt shattered his ankles slamming into the tree. Whole thing shook. Dudes writhing in agony. Half my family had already gotten to the bottom and were probably wringing their hands wondering why the rest of us hadn't come down yet.

Come to find out that blue shirt was on a cruise with his elderly mother who was in a wheelchair. And now he's in a Costa Rican hospital. Awful stuff. Haven't done any extreme sports in a 3rd world country since then.

Looking back, we were probably a little lax on the lack of safety standards when we rode a rickety bus around a dirt road up a mountain that had no guide rails to get to the start of the zip line. Otherwise, it was pretty fun.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12521 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:40 pm to
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forcing a nearly $50,000 emergency air evacuation back to the United States.


Her air evacuation costs less than the air rescue of the fat chick that couldn’t walk 2 miles on a mountain trail?
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
757 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:49 pm to
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Her air evacuation costs less than the air rescue of the fat chick that couldn’t walk 2 miles on a mountain trail?

I assume it's because they had to fly her back to the US via a private jet.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20243 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:16 pm to
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Wasn't there a bungee jumping death recently where they forgot to buckle the harness?


The harness?



They forgot to attach the bungee chord.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122450 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:25 pm to
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Wasn't there a bungee jumping death recently where they forgot to buckle the harness?


How does that happen? I would ask them to check and double check, I can't blindly trust that someone is not going to make a mistake
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75792 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:32 pm to
Carnival Cruise + Honduras Shore Excursion = Reasonably Predictable Disaster
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
757 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:54 pm to
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Wasn't there a bungee jumping death recently where they forgot to buckle the harness?

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They forgot to attach the bungee chord.

...so at that point, it was just called jumping.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2824 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 12:44 am to
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How does that happen? I would ask them to check and double check, I can't blindly trust that someone is not going to make a mistake


You’re jumping off a high platform attached to a giant rubber band…

While a fair point, I’m not sure people who ask alot of logical methodical questions are typically the bungee jumping target demographic.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3429 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 12:52 am to
I was just in Roatan, this could've been me.

The fact that they sent this to the news with her name, a video, and the words "genital trauma" associated with it are wild. You couldn't torture this info out of me. Good for them for having like $12k in their gofundme to cover that sweet PJ ride, I guess.

A good rule of thumb while traveling is to avoid the cruise crowd and anything marketed towards them.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13509 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 2:16 am to
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...so at that point, it was just called jumping.

2 guys actually picked her up over their heads and threw her off that tower.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14141 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 3:59 am to
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forcing a nearly $50,000 emergency air evacuation back to the United States.

PSA: if you have an AMEX Platinum or a Chase Sapphire Reserve, those cards come with coverage up to $100k for this. You have to charge the whole trip on the CSR. I believe the AMEX is better in that you don't have to charge the trip on it. There may be other cards that have that coverage, but I know these two do as i have both.
Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
2301 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 4:50 am to
Considering her gash had just been slashed, that was a pretty decent dismount. A bit heavy on the splash but she's a big ole gal after all.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140747 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 5:24 am to
I went ziplining in Roatan. Could have been me.
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19449 posts
Posted on 7/21/26 at 5:27 am to
Thought this was going to be another brawl involving doctors and astronauts
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