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Why doesn't dog shite turn white anymore?


Like all processed food, there are more binders & preservatives. Those aren't digestible and they don't breakdown like old school crap. Preserved and bound turds come out.
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pasta


Mrs Perple is sensitive as well. She always buys this brand or really anything not made in the US.

Dude's riding off into the sunset with a bag of cash and the GOAT legacy intact.

re: 45 day dry-aged beef

Posted by PerplenGold on 11/1/25 at 7:42 pm to
Have you weighed before and after to measure shrinkage?

Curious but mostly wanted to say shrinkage.
20 yrs from a modern appliance? Not happening
Store brand buns get the job done. For us, that's HEB.

re: WFDT

Posted by PerplenGold on 10/26/25 at 7:19 pm to
Green chili chicken casserole with Spanish rice
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Does BK care?


Fixed it for ya

re: STAFF SENT HOME

Posted by PerplenGold on 10/26/25 at 4:55 pm to
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I heard Joe Sloan asked if he could get the other half of his poboy out of the fridge


He needed help. Left on his, he’d screw it up. Drop it or something.
If you can swing it, nothing beats chartering a boat for the entire time.
Coach did Nuss no favors trotting him out there at less than 100%. Prolonged his injury and put a lot of bad performances out there for NFL scouts. Could have gone with MVB to let Nuss rest, get a better look at what MVB can do.

Sticking with the same old, same old under the circumstances tells us everything about BK. Doesn't have the stomach to try different approaches. Poor adjustments. We see it every week and every season.
My SIL has a really simple one that tastes great. Restaurant like.

- 28oz can tomatoes, diced is fine
- Couple jalapeños depending on how spicy they are
- bunch of cilantro to taste
- 2 or 3 squeezed limes depending on juicy they are
- garlic powder, cumin (not much) & black pepper and salt

Dump it all in a food processor and give it a whirl until however smooth you like it. Add more spices or lime if necessary.
Leave it, like a calling card. I dumped, deal with it.
Should just show their boobs. Makes everyone happier.

Slapdicks

Posted by PerplenGold on 10/19/25 at 9:37 am
Best way to describe the current predicament this football program is in. And it starts at the top. BK is a zero effort, zero results coach. Can't get out of his own way. Can't put a 'complementary' team together. Offense is arse or the defense is arse. Yesterday it was both.

Can't expect the coordinators to do much better when the HC is trash. Players inevitably follow suit.

Stepping on their own dicks. Same excuses every week. We've all worked with or had employees who do the same. Talk about doing better or differently but you see the same results because they can't or won't make the real changes to be better.

re: Barion brown book it

Posted by PerplenGold on 10/17/25 at 10:00 pm to
TD Green over the top