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re: Baw test - opening a beer bottle w/o a bottle opener

Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63214 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

I bet you like to eat sloppy steaks.



At least buy me a drink first
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19423 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:14 pm to
Put it on the the counter top with one of the cleats/rivets/ridges (what ever you call them) from the cap gripping the counter, hold with one hand by the neck and smash the top with the other palm.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155875 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:15 pm to
Keys or lighter
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35560 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11446 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:16 pm to
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to my own penis

Opening beers is why we are circumcised
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72615 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:19 pm to
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Or if you’re Joe Charboneau open it with your eye socket. Look him up. AL Rookie of the year in 1980.




I'm pretty certain I saw him play minor league ball in Charlotte...I know I saw Bo Jackson hit a home run in Charlotte..(his first as a pro perhaps?)

Sorry for the digression

On topic..I do a lot of carpentry, I can use about anything... Easiest is the claw of a hammer
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
7765 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:19 pm to
I wonder the cumulative number of stitches that result from this thread.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57527 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:20 pm to
My palm and an edge
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11429 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:23 pm to
The latch inside your driver door
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1847 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:28 pm to
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I use my wedding ring

I use your wife's wedding ring.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27480 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:32 pm to
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I wonder the cumulative number of stitches that result from this thread.




If anyone tries the callous... They better be a real baw and not just a weekend baw.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:40 pm to
I drink cheap shitty beer that has twist off tops



Baw level 10
Posted by Veritas
Raleigh, NC
Member since Feb 2005
6271 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:51 pm to
Belt buckle
Posted by AUFanInSoCal
Orange County
Member since Nov 2007
1616 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:52 pm to
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Road sign.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:54 pm to
I opened a beer bottle on a traffic barrier (one of those yellow concrete poles) in the parking lot of the Mamou police department in my younger days. A chase ensued.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12273 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 9:09 pm to
Wedding ring or a belt buckle. Pretty easy.
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 9:22 pm to
use a door jam
Posted by LSUengr
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
2337 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 9:28 pm to
Not reading whole thread, but I use my wedding ring. I never use a regular opener.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18515 posts
Posted on 8/31/21 at 9:32 pm to
I use my wedding ring
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