Baw test - opening a beer bottle w/o a bottle opener

I haven't used scissors for anything but opening beer bottles for several years now

I've used everything from a butter knife to my own penis.

It can be done.

I feel physical pain from watching someone use their teeth

I use my residual prepuce

Side of the counter

I have not used a bottle opener in 20 years.

Lighter
Knife
Top of a beer can
Empty beer bottle
Full beer bottle
Piece of wood
Rolled up paper
Cell phone
Cell phone case
Key
Any tools
Bone
Sucker
Ice cube

You name it...

Opening one bottle is easy....opening 6 at a time is what separates the men from the boys

I use a brick sometimes

quote:

---

Did I just youtube this? Yes.

---

Tightly roll a piece of paper. Fold it over on itself to make a U.

Then use the lighter method hinging against the meaty part of your hand.



I used to drink a lot.