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re: Apparently consumer DNA testing kits are complete BS

Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:27 pm to
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my father is german and my mom is a coonass.


Most of us are this make up if your family comes from the Atchafalaya Basin area. After WWI the Austrian German migration settled heavily in the Basin and bred in.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14832 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:33 pm to
I'm a direct descendant of the first King of Norway.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34840 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:34 pm to
I’ve always thought those things were crap. Just a way to get money out of suckers
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:37 pm to
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When I got mine it said, "Still Ni**a" so ......



GD it, Monty
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:37 pm to
It's a CIA/NSA honey pot scheme
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24103 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:39 pm to
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resistant to HIV infection. I have a lifetime of avoiding sharing needles & unprotected sex to make up.



Make sure it’s anal sex too. Put that resistance to work!
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5611 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:40 pm to
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I don’t need these kits to know I’m half black. I just look in my pants


Is it because there is no money in them?
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:42 pm to
I don't know if someone already said this but don't think that's now how genetics work. Brothers, sisters, twins or triplets may receive different amounts of some DNA. They should share the same markers that indicate parents, though. ...but not the exact same entire genetic make up.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23833 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31314 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:45 pm to
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The triplets were adopted from 3 separate families.


The surgeon was his MOM
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:49 pm to
Why does anybody care?

Go back 6 generations and you have 64 direct ancestors.

Everybody has some of everything.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:58 pm to
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my father is german and my mom is a coonass.


My dad's great grandparents were poor white trash from Georgia, his grandfather became a peanut farmer and eventually owned his own farm so I have no idea what I am from that side. On my mom's side.. Her mother was cajun french and her dad was a mix of German and something else.. which had some native American in it. So I am interested in seeing what all I am made up of..

There is the ability to read DNA to get this information so I don't understand why any company, that wants to be a reputable company would send fake data, but there have been worst schemes people have pulled..
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11258 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:09 pm to
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Make sure it’s anal sex too. Put that resistance to work!


Does it need to be with gay men?
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4471 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:13 pm to
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Brothers, sisters, twins or triplets may receive different amounts of some DNA. They should share the same markers that indicate parents, though. ...but not the exact same entire genetic make up.


And my understanding is that there can be maternal and fraternal triplets, and that information was not revealed in the Inside Edition report
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25566 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:24 pm to
BWC, baw
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18682 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:26 pm to
If they are fraternal Twins, then 10% doesn’t sound unreasonable. Due to crossing over of DNA, you don’t have the same set of genetic markers as your siblings.

For example one kid may get Native American genetic markers while the other doesn’t.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:27 pm to
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And my understanding is that there can be maternal and fraternal triplets, and that information was not revealed in the Inside Edition report

There was some strange language in that report. At the beginning they identified the triplets as "indistinguishable" and the quads as "identical".

And it looks like the quads were pretty much a direct match. One of the sets of triplets was very close as well.

Hard to say what's going on without some better writing in that article.
Posted by Shaun176
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2477 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:29 pm to
I did 23 and me. It connected me to 3 1st cousins who have different last names than me.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18824 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:30 pm to
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was going to give my kids as christmas gifts.



Couldn’t you just buy one, or are you trying to catch your wife?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18682 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:32 pm to
[quote]Right here. My mother was a Breaux and my father's grandmother was Choctaw. My DNA results came back Irish and Scandinavian, and no Native American.[/quote

That simply means you didn’t get any Native American genetic markers from your parents. It doesn’t necessarily mean that the test is inaccurate.
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