re: Anyone Here Admit To Road Rage? Have Any Stories?

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I like to make up new and interesting slurs, for when the kids are in the car and I don't want to cuss

Like:

Skooze melon
Bungmuncher
Yabbo
Fuzztard
Hammernose
Smeghead (from red dwarf)
Cheese bandit

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Your kids must really relate to A Christmas Story.

I have a buddy who's 6'5", 270lbs, very intimidating but the nicest guy ever. He was in his wife's car getting the oil changed or something like that when two young guys flipped him off and laughed. My buddy ended up catching up to them at a gas station down the road putting gas. He parked to the pump next to them and as soon as he got out, the young guy dropped the nozzle and sped off. Didn't even put it back.

Otherwise known as Thursday

I'm usually pretty calm but one Saturday, my wife and I were at Lowe's in Carencro. She was about 8 months pregnant and we're leaving the store and some black woman driving a car, with her boyfriend in the passenger seat says, "Hurry up, you fat fricking bitch!".

Now, I didn't hear her say it, but I read her lips clearly. She sped off and I told my wife to hurry up and waddle to the car. They end up going to that gas station right next to the IHOP. Her boyfriend goes in and she stays in the car.

I pull up right next to her, she's on her phone so I honk, gave her the finger and said "frick YOU!". Her mouth dropped, she started honking like crazy for her boyfriend to come back. My wife told me to drive away so I did. I'm not sure if they came looking for us lol

I haven't been involved in any but saw 2 full size trucks jumping ahead of each other to brake check then ended up stopped by traffic and out the trucks in front of Deep South Crane. This went on up Airline from the Ford dealer to the DSC curve. Never wished I had a dash cam more than then.

I never really have it’s not that serious. I do get a good laugh at the idiots you see screaming in their car or visibly freaking out like calm down bro

My wife just reminded me of this story that happened when we first started dating. It was a few weeks before Christmas and we're in Lafayette. This car pulls up on the side of us and it an older woman in a Mercedes, mid 60s with a young boy in the back seat, maybe 11 years old. She looks visibly distraught and the little boys eyes are wide. She starts honking like crazy but traffic is horrible and cars can't really go anywhere.

We stay near her and we get to another red light. Same thing, staying on the horn. We're behind her turning left and she decides to pull out into ONCOMING traffic, cars having to swerve, pull over and honk at her, to pass up everyone trying to turn left and make a left hand turn. My wife tells me to follow her.

We end up at Lafayette General. I figured someone died so I told my wife to let it go. Nope, she still wants to confront her. She goes inside for about 10 minutes and comes back out pissed off to no end.

She tells me she finds the lady and the lady is asking a family member, "did she deliver yet? Tell me I'm not too late".

Yep, her grand daughter was having a baby. My wife went off on her and her excuse was that it was her first great grandchild. Her son(grandfather) apologized profusely to my wife.

There was this one time going to band camp, I speeded up 5 miles per hour to block a car coming up the onramp.

“You got to know when to hold ‘em,
Know when to fold ‘em.
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run.”

Someone was going slow in fast lane. Really douche pinning people in with 28 wheeler so I passed them doing 90 on shoulder.


frick them