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Any tips for a first time boater?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:20 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:20 pm
Rented a 24ft party barge for my friend's bachelor party next weekend on a lake here in GA. I've never driven a boat before and while it seems easy I know there are techniques and etiquette standards that need to be followed.

Any tips for good boating and how to not be annoying/an a-hole on the water to other boaters?
Posted by CherryConstant
Gaffney, SC
Member since Jan 2019
151 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:21 pm to
Wake the shite out of Saban's camp.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:22 pm to
Make sure you put women and children first on the lifeboats.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:22 pm to
That should go swimmingly, no pun intended
Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
782 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:23 pm to
You want to be as drunk as possible. Unlike driving a car, you actually drive a boat better while drunk.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:23 pm to
Outboard Board
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18282 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
No wake zones are just a suggestion
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10598 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
Make sure some who HAS driven a boat before does the driving. And if you don’t have anybody on the trip who has, then why would you plan that? Get somebody who knows what they are doing.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Any tips for good boating and how to not be annoying/an a-hole on the water to other boaters?



Not ruining everyone else's family weekend with bachelor party nonsense would be a good start.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
768 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
Keep both hands on the wheel.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51756 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:24 pm to
sell it
Posted by Dead Man Walking
Member since Mar 2019
963 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

I've never driven a boat before and while it seems easy I know there are techniques and etiquette standards that need to be followed.


Your 1st time will look like this.


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:26 pm to
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Outboard Board


If you want helpful answers, if you want entertaining ones, then ask the OT.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Rented a 24ft party barge


What are you gonna do? Retake Omaha beach? Should have dropped a little coin on a kick arse drag boat named "Suck my Wake".
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:29 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:27 pm to
You never driven a boat before? I've driven a boat before and.. Well.. you know, evidently I can't do anything..
Posted by WizardSleeve
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2011
1801 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:27 pm to
1.) Only go as fast as you are wiling to hit something. Remember boats do not have brakes. This is especially true around docks or the launch. GO SLOW. Neutral drift is your friend.

2.) Do not try to board the boat with the motor running.

3.) Watch the depth and dont hit anything. Remember the motor sticks down a lot deeper than the hull. When in doubt, go very slow and tilt motor up. Never run the motor high enough where it can't draw water in for cooling.

Everything else is pretty much like driving a car. Dont turn too fast it will flip, etc.
Posted by JohnDoe00
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2019
814 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Rented a 24ft party barge for my friend's bachelor party


Hire a captain to go with it. It would be much more fun for you to enjoy the party with everyone. Especially if you've never driven a boat before. Handling it with a bachelor party will be stressful.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Any tips for a first time boater?
Port is left, starboard is right. Bow is front, stern is the rear.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:29 pm to
You should seriously look into a boaters safety course if you have no experience boating.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:29 pm to
Remember the life jacket rule of thumb is 1 pfd for every 3 passengers. Just an FYI in case water fuzz pulls up.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:30 pm
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