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re: Any tips for a first time boater?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57443 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:38 pm to
I think he’s just dumb.

If he is trolling, I feel sorry for him for having to make up friends to get attention on the internet. Imagine living like that
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5775 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:48 pm to
Always anchor to upwind side of shore. When you get screwed up you have more room to drift ou.
Make sure you understand the kill switch operation. Simple but motor will not start if not correct.
Back out from docks to the channel. pulling better than pushing
use the boat hook to get into dock
an aluminum boat is not a happy place in a lightning storm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:57 pm to
You baws saying I’m renting a giant arse pontoon with 300HP are mistaken. The damn thing has 60 HP.
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1357 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 7:18 pm to
1. There’s only one captain on the boat and that’s the person behind the wheel. There is nothing worse than bickering and arguing with passengers over shite like where to anchor or dock while dealing with trying to do it and keeping track of other boats and people in the water.

2. The boat won’t crank if in gear. It sounds simple but you’ll probably panic kill the engine at least once while trying to anchor. And you won’t get your anchor set and you’ll need to move again. If nothing happens when you turn the key, it’s still in gear.

3. Docking will be a bitch. The gas dock is the worst. If you have to, pull straight up to dock and use reverse to keep from slamming into it. Once someone on the dock has your line you are usually pretty good and can be pulled into where you should be.

4. Don’t let people dive off the boat. Seriously. The lakes are extremely variable in depth and can go from 12 feet deep to 3 in a very small space.

5. Also don’t let people try to jump off the boat to try to help anchor at the beaches. I saw a guy take a nasty leg hit from a prop after he jumped off a boat while it was anchoring and trying to help and driver backed into him. He got an airlift off the sandbar.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 7:18 pm to
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I've never driven a boat before


nothing could go wrong
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:06 pm to
The good news for frickstick is that alot of the marinas there actually pilot you in and out of the docks. You pull into the marina, they come out on a boat, a competent person jumps on and takes you in.

That's how it worked when my inlaws rented a pontoon AND a house boat on Lanier in 2014.


Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61547 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

You baws saying I’m renting a giant arse pontoon with 300HP are mistaken. The damn thing has 60 HP.




That will be like driving a go cart on I285. You are still going to die


Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1357 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:15 pm to
Yeah. They don’t do that for us on the salt water. And you get to deal with currents on incoming or outgoing tides to make docking even more fun.

The most fun of all is the boat ramp. Salt or fresh water those things are idiot magnets.
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Rented a 24ft party barge for my friend's bachelor party next weekend on a lake here in GA. I've never driven a boat before and while it seems easy I know there are techniques and etiquette standards that need to be followed. Any tips for good boating and how to not be annoying/an a-hole on the water to other boaters?


Whoever is driving the boat should definitely NOT be drinking. A boat is like a car without brakes.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19236 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:35 pm to
Drink all you want and drive the boat, it's nothing like drinking and driving a car.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

The most fun of all is the boat ramp. Salt or fresh water those things are idiot magnets.


We've all had our moments.


Top 3 for me:

Forgetting to take off the strap, jonboat floated the trailer.

Backing down in an SUV where I couldn't see the boat so I opened the hatchback to see, when I hit the brakes, all my shite came flying out the back onto the ramp.

Running out of gas on the ramp (had a quarter tank, but the angle ran it dry). I had to get towed out by a god damn kayaker.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45066 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 8:40 pm to
IMO find one of your buddies that knows boats to drive and all that. While everything will likely go ok. You can with no experience do something stupid out of ignorance that could kill someone
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
766 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Rented a 24ft party barge for my friend's bachelor party next weekend on a lake here in GA.

Use someone else’s driver’s license and credit card to rent it, preferably the groom’s. You don’t want to be responsible for the deaths. Trust me, I’ve been there before.
Posted by Leon Spinks
Texas
Member since Aug 2016
2265 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 9:53 pm to
Put the hammer down as close to shore as possible.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:24 pm to
Port = Left
Starboard = Not Left
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
766 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:40 pm to
Don’t let anyone sit on the bow with their legs dangling over. You will get pulled over if the water cops see you.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8587 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

find one of your sober buddies that knows boats to drive and all that
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:50 pm to
How does anchoring work? Like is there a physical anchor with chain included with the boat that you drop?

Forgive me for my naivete.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:51 pm to
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How does anchoring work? Like is there a physical anchor with chain included with the boat that you drop?

give it a rest dude, all avast already
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:54 pm to
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How does anchoring work? Like is there a physical anchor with chain included with the boat that you drop?


You just blew it.

A greenhorn wouldn't know that an anchor should have a chain. A schmuck would think it's just a rope that ties to the anchor.

If you edit, I will too.
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