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re: Any tips for a first time boater?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:58 pm to
The responses to this thread are hilarious. He’s renting a pontoon, not a fricking behemoth center console with four 250s
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40518 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:59 pm to
I’ve never personally rented a boat but I don’t think they make you do that man
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103805 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:10 pm to
He needs to learn right of way rules


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Also remember LOOK OUT FOR Skiers/kids tubing. Last thing you want to do is chop up someone’s little Johnny after he falls off a tube
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:19 pm to
Once you get into the mid 20s on a pontoon they start getting a little heft, and they have a pretty good wind signature, takes a little know how, nothing like larger salt water boats, that can get to be a handful if you’re the only experienced boater on board
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103805 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:20 pm to
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Disagree with kill the motor as you’re docking doe, gotta have positive control for winds/currents, unfortunately,ole baw is probably not going to get that in this lesson


I’ve been driving boats since I was 8 yrs old and I’ve been told my parrallel parking at a marina between two other boats is a thing of beauty
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:25 pm to
Same here
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:31 pm to
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Any tips for a first time boater?


Tear your beer cans in half if you want them to sink.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103805 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:33 pm to
I have to be good at it cause I couldn’t live with myself if I scratch the paint on my powerboat. Dats my bae
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60082 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:35 pm to
How have you never driven a boat? Are you chinese or something?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60082 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:38 pm to
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Don’t litter. Cracking and sinking cans is littering

If you don’t want people sinking cans then tell game wardens to stop persecuting innocent beer drinkers on the water
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:39 pm to
Hes a Tennessee fan. That's a landlocked state.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31129 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:45 pm to
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He’s renting a pontoon, not a fricking behemoth center console with four 250s


The funny thing is modern multi-engine boats are FAR easier to maneuver than a 24' pontoon. My wife didn't like to dock a boat but the first time she used the Axius steering on our new boat she maneuvered the 32' express cruiser in smoother than a lifelong boater could with conventional steering. It is so easy it is like cheating. At least with a pontoon, you never have to back into places.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61497 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:47 pm to
Boating is a way of life in the heartland baw (but only in the summer)
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5768 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:52 pm to
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Any tips for good boating and how to not be annoying/an a-hole on the water to other boaters?


Leave it on the trailer
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:56 pm to
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The responses to this thread are hilarious. He’s renting a pontoon, not a fricking behemoth center console with four 25


He’s the same guy that can’t figure out why backing into a parking space is easier
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76084 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:01 pm to
Lake Lanier on a weekend is a hell of a place to learn boating. You should have booked on Oconee, you'd live longer.

Keep your head on a swivel.
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
2872 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:13 pm to
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Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63273 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:23 pm to
Keep the party under control...same rules apply on the water as apply on land, and it is a lot easier for officials to see if you are fricking up.

Don't take the boat out at night...too risky if you don't know the rules of boating.

Pass any oncoming boat on the right. Boats that are not powered have right of way.

Keep an eye on your fuel...boats use a whole lot more fuel than you would expect.

Never start the boat with anyone in the water.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71794 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:29 pm to
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Lanier


You gon die man.


Been nice knowing you

Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71794 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:34 pm to
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The responses to this thread are hilarious. He’s renting a pontoon, not a fricking behemoth center console with four 250s



Couple problems with your thinking. One is, he is trolling hard. #2, Pontoon boats are not what they one were. Half of them now are tritoons and have 250-300 hp on them.

#3 Lake Lanier is the most visited corp of engineers lake in the country. And its really not very big. The traffic out there right now on a basic week day is something out of a horror movie. The weekends are almost impossible to ride.

Its like walking in the middle of the interstate with traffic flowing both ways.

If he is not trolling, he gon die

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