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Another Vote in Favor of Circumcision

Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:22 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72424 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:22 pm
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A penile cancer survivor is raising awareness of the rare disease that ate away at parts of his penis seven years ago, when he was just 26.


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In 2019, Hamill woke up one morning to find that his penis was severely swollen.

He decided to “ignore it and hope it goes away itself” — something, he thought at the time, “every guy would probably do.”

That plan backfired when, later, he was downstairs preparing a cup of tea and suddenly felt something wet. “I looked down, and it was just blood everywhere — like up the cupboards, on my feet, all over the kitchen floor,” he described.


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It was about a month after the balanitis diagnosis — and a day before his sister’s wedding — when Hamill passed out in his brother’s car and woke up to “blood everywhere,” all over the car seat and his pants.

He needed urgent medical care, but he refused to miss his sister’s big day.

“I was just like, ‘You know what? I’m going to wear one of them adult incontinence pad things, put it under my suit, just deal with the pain with self-medication.’” He relied on alcohol to get him through the evening.


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Once he returned to the hospital, Hamill’s urologist immediately referred him to cancer specialists who determined Hamill needed to be circumcised.

But, as it turns out, he would need much more than a trim.

Parts of Hamill’s penis had been eaten away by the aggressive cancer, to the point that — as he very calmly described it — it looked like a banana that had been bitten from underneath.

“It’s like a big crater in it,” he said. “The cancer was just eating away and that’s what the bleed was.”

Because of the extent of the damage, the circumcision didn’t cut it — and when he woke up from that procedure, Hamill was informed that he was going to need another much more invasive surgery in which they removed about four inches from the head.

Or, as the show’s host, Ben Shephard, so delicately put it, “they cut the end off.”

Hamill recalled the trepidation in the doctors’ voices as they prepared for the surgery. He could tell that “even the surgeons themselves thought ‘this guy probably won’t make it.’”

His urologist told him straight up: “‘This is bad … I’m going to try and save as much as I can because of your age … Go home, enjoy yourself for two days because your life’s going to change dramatically.'”


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While there’s no clear cause of penile cancer, the Moffitt Cancer Center says some experts think tumors can form “when bodily fluids become trapped within the foreskin,” which helps to explain why uncircumcised men are thought to have higher risk.

Circumcision is a common treatment in the early stages, as is cryosurgery to isolate and destroy cancerous cells. More advanced cases, including Hamill’s, could result in removal of the lymph nodes or penectomy, plus radiation or chemotherapy.

On the show, Parnham said most men experience penile cancer on the head of the penis or the foreskin, though it might be “hidden” under the foreskin.




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Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16071 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:29 pm to
Circumcision reduces transmission of HIV and other diseases. Even before the WHO and the UN were totally corrupted by COVID, that was accepted.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15943 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:38 pm to
Don't care so rare, if I could get my skin back I would.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:39 pm to
well that tears it
Posted by riverparish
Member since Dec 2007
1602 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:40 pm to
I don't know why anyone would prefer to have ant eater.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13970 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:42 pm to
Anteater board
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20625 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:44 pm to
I don’t know about any of you guys, but whether I’m 28 or 40, if I wake up to my pecker being swollen then bleeding everywhere making coffee, I’m going to the doctor at light speed.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4296 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:48 pm to
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it looked like a banana that had been bitten from underneath.

“It’s like a big crater in it,”


Subtle brag


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Hamill was informed that he was going to need another much more invasive surgery in which they removed about four inches from the head.


Not so subtle brag
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5531 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:52 pm to
fwiw, Amputation of not only the foreskin but the entire penis will eliminate penile cancer by 100%.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23998 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 10:57 pm to
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His urologist told him straight up


Posted by BigJman
Member since May 2021
512 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 11:00 pm to
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It was about a month after the balanitis diagnosis — and a day before his sister’s wedding — when Hamill passed out in his brother’s car and woke up to “blood everywhere,” all over the car seat and his pants. He needed urgent medical care, but he refused to miss his sister’s big day. “I was just like, ‘You know what? I’m going to wear one of them adult incontinence pad things, put it under my suit, just deal with the pain with self-medication.’” He relied on alcohol to get him through the evening.


“Hey sis, I’m bleeding from my penis, but if I just get really fricked up and wear adult diapers I should be able to make your wedding”

Man’s got moxie
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51926 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 11:02 pm to
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He relied on alcohol to get him through the evening.

Booze got me through some tough situations but I think I’d draw the line at hemorrhaging weiner
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2946 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 11:04 pm to
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He needed urgent medical care, but he refused to miss his sister’s big day.
Call me selfish, I don't give a frick, but no event in my siblings life, other than their imminent death, is more important to me than the wellbeing of my cock.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1637 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 11:32 pm to
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more invasive surgery in which they removed about four inches from the head.


4 from just the head? Holy sh!t the ladies must have loved that guy.



Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1510 posts
Posted on 4/29/26 at 11:53 pm to
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Circumcision reduces transmission of HIV and other diseases


So does finding a self respecting mate.

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62195 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:05 am to
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Go home, enjoy yourself for two days because your life’s going to change dramatically.'”


High on the list of things you never want to hear your doctor say….
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5340 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:18 am to

My great uncle had this and they also chopped half of it off. Of course he was about 70 years old and his wife was a retarded wildebeast so I doubt he cared that much.

Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
326 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 2:21 am to
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Hamill


Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21707 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:22 am to
This guy had his weiner explode and bleed everywhere a day before his sister's wedding and a month after a balinitis diagnosis?

This isn't a circumcision problem, this is a dumbass problem. It's also a dirty dick problem, look up balanitis.

Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4979 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:59 am to
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Because of the extent of the damage, the circumcision didn’t cut it


I see what he did there.........
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