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re: amazon is approaching bugs bunny mailbox delivery speed

Posted on 10/24/26 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
84006 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

I say kill the wabbit


How will you do it I inquire to aaaaaaask?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
28248 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 1:40 pm to
you planning to tape up your wife?

sorry if this was already posted...
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/24/26 at 1:45 pm to
Is Buggs Bunny speed all that fast?

Guessing Road Runner is faster
Guessing Speedy Gonzales is faster
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72303 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Guessing Speedy Gonzales is faster


No way. He's a mouse. And bugs is fast for a rabbit.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65222 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 3:39 pm to


What about all the Ducks
Daffy
Donald
Scrooge
Etc.

They can fly
They can go straight
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
95310 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 3:46 pm to
Does nobody but me remember bugs putting a letter in the mailbox and leaning against it and the delivery truck shows up 30 seconds later?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65222 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Does nobody but me remember bugs putting a letter in the mailbox and leaning against it and the delivery truck shows up 30 seconds later?


30 seconds in Tune Time is like 3 hours in Postal time around when those Toons were made. In todays time that is more like 3 days, if it get there at all.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
58933 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 5:21 pm to
A buddy of mine mixed some Manhattans. Handed me my drink and apologized that we din’t have the right cherries. My wife had the cherries in 25 minutes from a WalMart delivery. I hadn’t finished my drink yet.
Posted by Othello
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Member since Aug 2013
25442 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 5:37 pm to
Subtle, 'I have money!', brag.
This post was edited on 10/24/26 at 5:40 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
100470 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

I went to my daughter’s room and said ‘Which one of your friends is here at 6:30am?’ She said ‘No one.’ So I went back to look, and damned if the phone case wasn’t at my doorstep.


Did you apologize to your daughter for messing up her sleep?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143743 posts
Posted on 10/24/26 at 7:52 pm to
I order delivery from Walmart which is 20 miles away and most of the time its delivered in 3 hours or less. Saves me a trip.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5579 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 12:00 am to
quote:

Why do you have 3 door mats stacked on top of each other?
Posted by Kreg Jennings
Parts Unknown
Member since Aug 2007
4102 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 7:06 am to
Amazon should take over for the USPS.

Charge a flat fee per month or per item to deliver letters, etc.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13937 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:13 am to
I ordered 6 things and even went with the longer shipping time for the $3 "carbon credits"...I wasn't in a hurry.

It took them 3 different trips and the last 2 items were 3 days late.

Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8200 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:21 am to



Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
15265 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:24 am to
quote:

ordered then took a shite, shower and put on a pot of coffee and a $4 roll of tape was at my front door.




quote:

a shite, shower and put on a pot of coffee
took how long ?
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10831 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:24 am to
Everything that Amazon is with great delivery here, the USPS in BR isn't.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
95310 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 8:55 am to
That's the one I was thinking of!
Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
Member since Feb 2013
1010 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 9:16 am to
The real question is, why is a grown man’s front door painted that color?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
173794 posts
Posted on 10/25/26 at 10:54 am to
I was in the middle of renovating a very old house and needed a tv hanger thingamajigee and Walmart had it at my door in lightening speed.
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