amazon is approaching bugs bunny mailbox delivery speed

So you've never seen the one where Bugs advertises for a mail order bride to marry the Tasmanian Devil?

She got there fast







I give it 6 months

Same thing with Home Depot
I'm only 3 miles away but now you can order anything that's in stock at the stores...no minimum order required and they're using restaurant / grocery delivery drivers to pick up the item and deliver it to you ASAP
Most of my orders have been M12 / M18 cordless tools but the most recent was a 12 dollar pack of blue scratch free scour pads. I felt guilty.
I don't know how they could possibly make a profit after paying the delivery cost

I ordered a phone case last week after 9:00pm. Delivery said between 4am-8am next day. I thought to myself ‘yeah bullshite, but whatever. I don’t need it for a few days’ Next morning at 6:30am, I was walking from our room to the kitchen to let the dogs out before my morning walk. There was a girl/woman with a flashlight at the door. I went to my daughter’s room and said ‘Which one of your friends is here at 6:30am?’ She said ‘No one.’ So I went back to look, and damned if the phone case wasn’t at my doorstep.

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I say kill the wabbit

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Bugs Bunny is unfrickwithable, untouchable, and bulletproof in the proverbial sense... plus he may or may not have mob ties. Tread lightly...

#Respect

Elmer was a dimwitted and perpetually befuddled fool who constantly fell for the tricks of a wascally wabbit.

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That is the most insulting statement I have ever heard used to describe the venerable Looney Tunes program. I am saddened by your remarks.

#Respect