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re: Advice just received from a checkout counter
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:59 am to NorthTiger
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:59 am to NorthTiger
“You’re a cashier, so take my money and leave the lectures to lecturers.”
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:59 am to NorthTiger
Tell her you were just using it to lure them in for your cat.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:00 am to NorthTiger
It's Game Day! Would've responded with....
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:01 am to NorthTiger
Birdseed isn’t killing them but the gun I’m shooting them with is
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:04 am to RummelTiger
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Advice just received from a checkout counter quote: North Louisiana So like I said, not in the South.
Response unbecoming an administrator.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:07 am to NorthTiger
Bird law isn’t governed by reason
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 11:08 am
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:08 am to NorthTiger
You should have asked if they accept food stamps and walk away.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:14 am to NorthTiger
"Atleast they wont doe hungry"
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:16 am to NorthTiger
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Response unbecoming an administrator
Are you aware just how low the bar is for admins. here? This is Hof material for that bunch of dolts.
on topic...IDK, I'm not as witty as Rummel.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:18 am to NorthTiger
"Naw, when they're all bunched up on the ground, I shoot them with my shotgun."
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:20 am to NorthTiger
That would be a perfect response.
Or, you could just hand it back to her and say, “you know you are killing your company’s revenue stream by commenting about your feelings on a product,”
Or, this:
Spell out R......E......D......B.....I.....R......D....S, say Redbirds.....BITCH!
Or, you could just hand it back to her and say, “you know you are killing your company’s revenue stream by commenting about your feelings on a product,”
Or, this:
Spell out R......E......D......B.....I.....R......D....S, say Redbirds.....BITCH!
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:23 am to NorthTiger
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what would your response have been?
Shhhh don't tell anyone. Your going to ruin my plan to keep the birds here and get humans infected with the bird flu and kill of most of the human race.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:24 am to LSURussian
Be careful messing with birds. They have learned to burn things. Australian birds setting fires to flush prey out
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:25 am to NorthTiger
Y'all are calling this cashier a He or She. Judging from the topic and the cashiers response, did it occur to anybody that the cashier doesn't identify as He/She and we are being whatever the hell they call that. Perhaps they identify as a bird and we should be more sensitive!
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:29 am to NorthTiger
Tell her you melt it down with a torch and extract the pseudo-ephedrine for your meth lab.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:30 am to NorthTiger
Tell her she is a lying bitch
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Many inexperienced birders assume that as long as there is food available, birds will not migrate. While some birds, such as American robins and bohemian waxwings, are nomadic with relation to food sources, birds that migrate depend on the weather, daylight and their own genetic instincts to begin migration. Instead of keeping birds from migrating, available feeders actually give them a much needed energy boost to help them survive their long journeys.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:32 am to NorthTiger
Shoulda said "This is just so I can lure them in close enough to feed them Alka-Seltzers. "
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 11:34 am
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:33 am to NorthTiger
"This is just bait to lure the birds to me. Death will come for them much later. . .much, much, later."
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:35 am to Skeet Mc
Ask her if she is aware just how many sparrows it take to make a gumbo for 12 folks...
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:38 am to NorthTiger
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True story. Just bought a bag of birdseed. The cashier chastised me by saying “you know you are keeping birds from flying south and are killing them”.
Besides replying back “will you be able to sleep tonight knowing you are an accomplice?” what would your response have been?
Should have replied, "Oh Im not planning on them eating any of this Im just using it as bait so I can blast them with my 12 gauge"
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