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re: A Russian businessman has put a $1 million bounty on Vladimir Putin's head

Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5047 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:55 pm to
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This made me ask myself "If I had the skills, could I kill people who someone wants dead, for any job that will pay $250k and above" and I seriously think I could do it and live with myself. I'd have a business as a front, if I pick up 2 or 3 jobs a year I can easily clean the money. And I will not do any job that is within like a 50 miles radius of where I live, I don't want to be close to the jobs. And I would drive and pay cash for everything, use burners, etc so my whereabouts can't be tracked.




You have spent an awful lot of time thinking about this.. i say it sounds like a solid career move, and you should make a go of it !
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120141 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:58 pm to
No. I would never do such a thing.

For the record.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16335 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:02 pm to
Lots of places to hide a weapon in a wheelchair. Or so I'm told.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
14688 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:05 pm to
2 page thread with no dr evil gif????
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71664 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:08 pm to
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2 page thread with no dr evil gif????

Inflation killed that gif.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5159 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:09 pm to
A coup involving high level Russian government, civilian, educational and military officials is in the works now, but they need someone with access to Putin, who is armed and is willing to die as soon as Putin is killed. Then they need enough military resources to complete the coup by unseating Putin's cabinet and his loyalists in military and intelligence. I think the military rank and file would fall in line with a coup.

If you just kill Putin and do nothing else, Putin's successor would likely be worse than he is.
This post was edited on 3/3/22 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:10 pm to
Make it 1 million plus expenses... Gotta buy the Russian edition of Rosetta stone. Travel expenses, extra cheese dip, a few different passports and 5 million in diamonds and a recommendation for an attorney that can set me up a trust in Panama
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71664 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:13 pm to
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A coup involving high level Russian government, civilian, educational and military officials is in the works now

Yes, because you always hear about such things on a random-arse interwebs message board in a thread sandwiched between an Amy Winehouse and an Aggy Name Image and Likeness thread.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120141 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:14 pm to
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Lots of places to hide a weapon in a wheelchair. Or so I'm told.



I mean.. There really isn't any secret places to hide a weapon. In fact, when you fly, they don't take any chances when it comes to a wheelchair. I have to take off shoes, belt, etc. They pat me down. I almost feel like I am guilty of something going through security.

One time leaving out of Las Vegas they used some cloth to whip my chair and then scanned it. They pulled me to the side, checked everything I had. It came back positive. They asked if I was on the strip and which I had been and they said that it was likely residue from there.

But they took my knife I had that I was able to get through at the New Orleans airport.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53093 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:18 pm to
Is it 1912? Thanks for offering me an 1800 Sq ft house in Nashville to take out the leader of the #2 military in the world
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26335 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

This made me ask myself "If I had the skills, could I kill people who someone wants dead, for any job that will pay $250k and above" and I seriously think I could do it and live with myself.

I'd have a business as a front, if I pick up 2 or 3 jobs a year I can easily clean the money.

And I will not do any job that is within like a 50 miles radius of where I live, I don't want to be close to the jobs. And I would drive and pay cash for everything, use burners, etc so my whereabouts can't be tracked.


Someone was watching Mr and Mrs Smith while posting…..that is exactly what they both do
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17213 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:40 pm to
Well he’s got a date with Novichok in his future
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27966 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37625 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:53 pm to
How does that work? Is that even legal?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 10:57 pm to
Get it done. Putin is a monster
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7667 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 11:00 pm to
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Get it done.


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Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 11:02 pm to
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I mean he's an evil shite head and all of that, but what is the fascination of labeling every evil shite head a nazi?


Frankly it's an insult to the loyal, hard-working members of the NSDAP.
Posted by HammerJackFlash
Member since Sep 2018
833 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:13 am to
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denazification


I keep seeing this term used. So are we making it an official word now?

I mean, first, Russia claims its goal is to denazify Ukraine, now Ukrainian billionaire has put up a bunch of money to denazify Russia.

What in the frickity frick is going on around hurrr..

Seems to me like errbody is trying to denazify each other
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19185 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:49 am to
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Lots of places to hide a weapon in a wheelchair. Or so I'm told.


Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7286 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:55 am to
It's an official word from WW2.
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