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re: 3 girls jump a 16-year-old pizza worker— who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter

Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Murtown
OT Ballerville
Member since Sep 2014
1784 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:46 pm to
I would like to see the whole video. That way I could see the exact time the attacker realized "oh boy, I fricked up."
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22089 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:49 pm to
she handed out some women's rights and lefts. Holy crap with that ragdoll throwdown.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22089 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Those 3 learned that the hard way


apparently THOSE 5 learned that the hard way. The larger texts indicate she whooped up 3 girls and 2 boys.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59323 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:55 pm to
That first punch to the girl in the red as solid AF. I’m also thinking she broke that girls orbital bone with her fist, I never saw her face hit the ground.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1641 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:56 pm to
"Split it up. Split it up. Split it up."
That second girl would have been better off leaving her accomplice to absorb the full beatdown.
Luckily for Girl # 2, the winner on this video was getting a bit bored with destroying them and went easier on her.
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
7266 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 1:58 pm to
I bet Audra won't ever do anything like that ever again.
This post was edited on 1/29/26 at 1:59 pm
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11319 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

3 girls jump a 16-year-old pizza worker— who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter


I kneaded that video.

She gave that girl a butt whooping with extra toppings.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:03 pm to
the winner doesnt look anything like the still pic after the video but ok
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16731 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:04 pm to
I believe I can fly...



Across the damn floor...
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5564 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

the girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone


is that the bone you break when someone spins you around by your hair?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:24 pm to
This is why my son has been in Jui Jitsu and striking classes for years.

Parents, give your kids the gift of self defense. Especially before they are able to utilize their 2nd Amendment rights for self defense
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

This is why my son has been in Jui Jitsu and striking classes for years.



when I was a kid Karate was a big fad, never, ever, have a seen a martial arts dude fare well in a street fight
Posted by Pork Que
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2010
855 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:32 pm to
That gal is a whirling dervish of arse whippin.
Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
1425 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:37 pm to
damn son ole girl dont play
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33703 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
509 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:41 pm to
That is, without a doubt, the funniest shite I have seen in months!

Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90335 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

This is why my son has been in Jui Jitsu and striking classes for years.


so he can be a worthy opponent for the pizza girl. Great idea.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11060 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:46 pm to
I used to instruct our kids BJJ classes at our old school. I have seen kids who started at 8 to 10 progress up to when we finally give them their Blue Belts. I honestly feel sorry for most White Belts and even the occasional class guy Blue Belt when these kids are given the greenlight to come to the Adult classes. When they roll it’s like going against a spider monkey that has been training for 7-8 years already. It is a little embarrassing for a dude to get tapped by a 15 year old but it happens a lot. Some of these kids are literally dropped off right after school and will do every class available until the adult classes start so you throw a kid that knows some MT/boxing along with a string jits background into this fray and you have what happened in the video.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97038 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

she handed out some women's rights and lefts. Holy crap with that ragdoll throwdown.



If that gal twirling the assailant doesn't become a gif, imma gon be pissed.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35945 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 2:53 pm to
Imagine getting your arse kicked like that and then getting hit with multiple felonies.
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