Murtown

My gun doesn't like it. Some guns just handle different ammo better than others. Mine is a Remington 700.

I crop dusted a woman in Total Wine this week. I thought it was going to be a quick one, but it wasn't. It was long and rotten. I know she smelled it, but like a normal person she just went about her day.

Coincidentally, last time I was in total wine I bent over to get a bottle and accidentally let one rip and a hot girl was standing right behind me. She actually said oh my god and swiftly moved away. She may have twitter shamed me, but I wouldn't know.

Long story short if you are a woman in total wine, look out for Murtown.

He doesn't care. He wants to be president. That is his only goal. Every decision, tweet and speech he makes is geared to being president. He does exactly what he thinks Trump would do in every similar situation.

The Trump disciples are going to need somewhere to turn and he wants it to be him.

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Huh?

I’m assuming this is for the southeastern game?

Fly by night insurance companies that "go bankrupt" when a big hurricane hits and leave you stuck with LIGA.

Then when LDI offers incentives a few years later to come back and pick up citizens policies (as well as others) they come back under a new name and take the premiums until the next disaster occurs then leave again with no payments.

I have been in a lot of stadiums and that was far away the worst stadium experience I’ve ever had. It was so tight. Every section from the field all the way up to the suites only had one entryway.

From the time we scanned our tickets it t took 20 minutes just to get to the seats. That was without stopping. There is no way to get around. We had to walk down 75 steps to our seats. It was so narrow you couldn’t walk down the steps hardly if another person was walking the other side because people just fill the walkways because they can’t fit in the seats.

If we wanted to sit down my wife had to sit in my lap. Everyone stood up and stood sideways the entire game to fit.

I was confused when we got the tickets because you couldn’t get two next to each other. Well that’s because each section does odd seat numbers on one side of the aisle and even on the other. So our seats were 18 and 20 but right next to each other.

Bathroom had 8 urinals. No trough. I went to piss at halftime and I didn’t get back to my seat until 9 minutes left in the 3rd.

When the game was over we couldn’t leave our seats for at least 15 minutes because of the traffic jam in the aisles. No one can move. Worst designed stadium I’ve ever been in

I was in BSL two weeks ago. Also rode up the Jourdan all the way to the steamer. Idk where the salt water intrusion stops in the Jourdan but I don’t think it goes very far

We have a limo booked. Group of 7 or 8.