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re: 23 year old teacher. 15 year old student. You know what’s next...

Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17036 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:07 pm to
Where were these teachers when...

Oh nevermind.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68640 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:09 pm to
Sigh... They never learn.

With bumble and tinder, this girl could have had her fill of teenage dudes she didn't teach.

You get to frick young looking dudes and keep your job. Everyone wins.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17036 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:10 pm to
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Was she the catcher or the pitcher?


Sodomy doesn't mean anal sex. It is a generic legal term for unnatural acts not related to procreation, which could include anal but in the south it is pretty much anything past 1st base. Blowjobs I think are still "sodomy" in the bible belt.
Posted by LakeviewYakker
NOLA
Member since Aug 2014
359 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:15 pm to
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I have a question that I’m sure has been asked before.
Why are these teachers always on the attractive spectrum?
Some are smoke, some are decent looking but they are rarely completely unattractive.
Think about how often this would happen if ugly teachers could get that 15 year old crank?


I think we're looking at late bloomers. From what I can recall in school, the girls that wanted to be teachers were more on the homely side. So now you have a late bloomer that is maybe a 6-8 that grew up being a 3-4. She's still that 3-4 emotionally but in a 6-8 bod. Enter a high school 15 year old early bloomer that is on the more popular side. Some dude that she could have never banged when she was in HS. Ba-Da-Bing! Ba-Da-Boom!
Add in all of these incidents of teachers banging students and you know the guys in high school have GOT to be making plays at a young decent looking teacher.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:17 pm to
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Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:17 pm to
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To teach high school, you should be at least 28-29 years old; there's a reason why the adult mind doesn't fully develop until 25 years old
Or the women could just not have sex with the kids.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4486 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:19 pm to

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Posted by ExtraGravy
Member since Nov 2018
794 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:20 pm to
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Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6617 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:20 pm to
That’s a dude in a wig.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17036 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:22 pm to
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Add in all of these incidents of teachers banging students and you know the guys in high school have GOT to be making plays at a young decent looking teacher.


We had a 21ish year old student teacher in my biology class my junior year. She was a student at Auburn at the time interning at local schools. She was smoking fricking hot, like OT 8. All we did was sit in class and stare at her, fantasize and make OT jokes. This was many many moons ago.

I can only imagine what it would have been like if the full-time teacher (OT 0.5) left us alone with her all year. Someone would have tried to bang for sure.

I agree with others that hiring these fresh outta college sorority sisters and sending them in to teach high school is a big mistake.
Posted by Yak
DuPage County
Member since May 2014
4672 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:22 pm to
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Think about how often this would happen if ugly teachers could get that 15 year old crank?
15 year olds ain't gonna talk about the 60 year old overweight trig teacher that gave them a handjob
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11712 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:23 pm to
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She will no longer be performing her duties at the school.

Well damnit......
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:28 pm to
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four counts of rape and one count of sodomy


It was all going along swimmingly until she pegged him.

She needs to learn you gotta ease a guy into that sort of thing. Give him some poppers and go in gentle like.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:37 pm to
This thing only happens in rural white affluent areas. Not a coincidence
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62794 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:46 pm to
She's borderline butter face.
Posted by LSUBadger
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:47 pm to
In her defense, most people in Kentucky are not aware this was a crime
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 4:55 pm to
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She's borderline butter face.


Wrap a flag around her head and do it for your country.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65694 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:15 pm to
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And look like Bea Arthur or Esther Rolle.
You shut your whore mouth!

Weezie Jefferson was a goddam SAINT in the kitchen and bonafide whore in the bedroom.

George didn’t HAVE to stay with her.

If he’d have left her, his stomach and his dick would have waited until he went to sleep and kilt him in his own bed.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13253 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:16 pm to
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one count of sodomy


Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6932 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:18 pm to
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some are. you're talking about less than .0001%, though.


We know that's simply not true.

Let's err on the conservative side, and say there are 10 of these a year, total. There are just over 1M people employed as HS teachers in America. Slightly over 27% of these are men-- so let's call it an even 730,000 women are employed as HS teachers.

That's an overall rate about 14 times as high as you estimated, on the absolute low end-- 0.00137%
This post was edited on 8/22/19 at 9:59 pm
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