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stendulkar
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21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
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WikiTiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.

TH03
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
BTHog will be verifying the qualifications of posters who post a laughing emote in this thread

Pilot Tiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I GET IT

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CaptainsWafer
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I was waiting for the 7-8-9 joke.

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busbeepbeep
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
they left off part of #12 when they copied it from reddit

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"

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fr33manator
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand

Only one I don't get

Scruffy
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
Scruffy didn't get it either. Just looked it up.

Octal, abbreviated Oct, is a number system using 8 as the base.

Decimal, abbreviated Dec, is a number system using 10 as the base (what we use).

Therefore,

Oct 31 = 3x8 +1 = 25

Dec 25 = 2x10 +5 = 25

Scruffy thinks that is right.
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IonaTiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
quote:

Scruffy thinks that is right.

Scruffy is one smart mofo.

Bluefin
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I understood 12 of them.

to me.

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Scruffy
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
quote:

Scruffy is one smart mofo.
Shhhhhhhh...

Don't tell anyone he cheated.

Volvagia
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I got them all/understood the references except for the enginneer oct 31= dec 25 one.

FML

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IonaTiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
quote:

Don't tell anyone he cheated.

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.

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TH03
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
you're right.

I don't get the Jean-Paul Sartre one though.

and this one could also be a logician's wife

fr33manator
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
quote:

Oct 31 = 3x8 +1 = 25 Dec 25 = 2x10 +5 = 25

But what's to indicate that the function is addition?

John McClane
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
quote:

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician says "I don't know." The second logician says "I don't know." The third logician says "Yes!"
much better

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TheIndulger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand

This joke is missing the punchline. The 3rd logician is supposed to say, "Yes."

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Peazey
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
I get the majority of them. I guess I'm only a majority nerd.

Here's a lame one I got out of a novel:

Three statisticians are out duck hunting. A duck flies over head. The first statistician takes aim and fires. He misses just low. The second statistician takes aim and fires. He misses just high. The third statistician, to beat the band, starts whooping and screaming, "We got him! We got him!"

I tried telling that one out at a bar one night when I was pretty drunk, and I just got blank stares. I warned them that it was lame.

Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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re: 21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand
My Favorite:

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"?
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