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$10b startup raises $200m & on track to bring back Wooly Mammoth in 2028

Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:52 pm
Posted by nycguy
Member since Jan 2024
97 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:52 pm



Cap table looks like someone asked ChatGPT to generate a cap table based on the Theranos cap table

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They have raised a total of $435M, from TWG (Thomas Tull), Breyer Capital, Draper, Liquid2, Tony Robbins, Winklevoss, Animoca, Builders, Paris Hilton, HOF, Peak6, In-Q-Tel, Tudor and others


In-Q-Tel is the CIA's VC arm btw, Oracle, Palantir etc
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:54 pm to
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$10b startup raises $200m & on track to bring back Wooly Mammoth


Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52383 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 3:56 pm to
The answer the question in the tweet, it’s not bringing the animals back that is the business opportunity. It’s all the bio tech with lots of different applications they’ll need to develop along the way.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:02 pm to
Hey, we need a philosopher:

Is this playing God or is this man apologizing to God?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:03 pm to
I wonder what they taste like
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43283 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:07 pm to
I agree with Malcom on this one: Dodo and Tasmanian Tiger? Sure. Wooly Mammoth? No chance.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
13899 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:09 pm to
First you cook some rice
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
18295 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:15 pm to
This shite again?!

The Wooly Mammoth was supposed to be back and reproducing by now.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14606 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:17 pm to
A fine Wooly Mammoth overcoat....
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 4:27 pm to
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I wonder what they taste like


I think some scientist found a frozen one in Siberia that they ate some of the meat.

From Google...

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Rumors persisted for years that the expedition members ate some of the mammoth meat, but while we don't know exactly what happened, definitely no one actually sat down to have a yummy meal of mammoth steak. It turns out that the meat did look appetizing when thawed, but stank like old roadkill.


Also google...

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No, people have not eaten frozen woolly mammoth, but there are stories that they have. In 1951, members of The Explorers Club in New York City were said to have eaten frozen mammoth meat, but a study later found that the meat was actually from a green sea turtle.


Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28437 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:00 pm to
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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
79197 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:23 pm to
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They have raised a total of $435M, from TWG (Thomas Tull), Breyer Capital, Draper, Liquid2, Tony Robbins, Winklevoss, Animoca, Builders, Paris Hilton, HOF, Peak6, In-Q-Tel, Tudor and others


WTF
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 5:31 pm to
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I wonder what they taste like
millions of cave people can’t be wrong!
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
891 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 6:02 pm to
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In-Q-Tel is the CIA's VC arm btw, Oracle, Palantir etc


In-Q-Tel

Genetic engineering.

What could possibly go wrong?

I know one of the principals BTW. He is the sort of person who will either pull it off or leave a historically significant smoking crater.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96909 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 6:36 pm to
I’m here for the Ian Malcolm memes
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
11841 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 6:43 pm to
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I wonder what they taste like

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In 1901, an expedition to the Beresovca River in Siberia found a male mammoth so exquisitely preserved that it still had grass in its mouth. The mammoth’s bones and skin were put on display in St. Petersburg, and its flesh was, supposedly, served at a “mammoth banquet.” The meal was a hit, according to one glowing account, ”particularly the course of mammoth steak, which all the learned guests declared was agreeable to the taste, and not much tougher than some of the sirloin furnished by butchers of today.”


There are other instances where people have eaten frozen Wooly Mammoth.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2350 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:30 pm to
Oilfield boys will be high-fence hunting them in no time.
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:49 pm to
Why not T-Rex, velociraptor or some huge flying bird - what could go wrong?
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
2438 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:49 pm to
I imagine someone like Bezos might pay $200 million to have the mammoth housed at the National Zoo.
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