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What is your favorite South Park quote?
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:34 am
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:34 am
I have two.
The first is when Cartman finds Stan’s mom’s used tampon in the bathroom garbage. She tries to simply explain what it is. Cartman takes it as something else. He says “you aught not of done that he was just a boy” in a sling blade voice. Gets me everytime.
The second is when Arnold got caught cheating on Maria Shriver. Butters is trying to explain what he saw on TV. “Terminator and Skeletor were on TV and Skeletor was some kind of mad”. Stan says that’s not Skeletor that’s Terminator’s wife. Butters says “Skeletor is a woman?”
The first is when Cartman finds Stan’s mom’s used tampon in the bathroom garbage. She tries to simply explain what it is. Cartman takes it as something else. He says “you aught not of done that he was just a boy” in a sling blade voice. Gets me everytime.
The second is when Arnold got caught cheating on Maria Shriver. Butters is trying to explain what he saw on TV. “Terminator and Skeletor were on TV and Skeletor was some kind of mad”. Stan says that’s not Skeletor that’s Terminator’s wife. Butters says “Skeletor is a woman?”
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:41 am to BOSCEAUX
There is an episode where some of the boys are pooping blood and think it is their period.
They eventually start using tampons.
Kenny subsequently dies from toxic shock syndrome and, when the doctor talks to his mom about it, the doc suggests that Kenny did it because “he was trying to imitate the Backstreet Boys or something.”
Not necessarily hilarious on its own but I came in halfway through the episode the first time I saw it so hearing the line out of context was fricking HILARIOUS.
They eventually start using tampons.
Kenny subsequently dies from toxic shock syndrome and, when the doctor talks to his mom about it, the doc suggests that Kenny did it because “he was trying to imitate the Backstreet Boys or something.”
Not necessarily hilarious on its own but I came in halfway through the episode the first time I saw it so hearing the line out of context was fricking HILARIOUS.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:42 am to BOSCEAUX
Cartman “The cat is being a dildo”
Mom “I know one cat sleeping with mommy tonight”
Mom “I know one cat sleeping with mommy tonight”
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:43 am to BOSCEAUX
Randy has the kids in the back of the car, and Stan calls Kyle a silly goose. Randy slams on brakes, pulls over, and tells Stan to call his friend an a-hole like a regular boy.
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:50 am to BOSCEAUX
Hey everybody Butters is gay he put his penis in my mouth!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:57 am to BOSCEAUX
Im sorry, I thought this was America!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:01 am to BOSCEAUX
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:04 am to BOSCEAUX
“We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.”
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:05 am to kingbob
"You can't give up on the world..........of Warcraft."
"Give me the sword..."
GOAT episode IMO.
"Give me the sword..."
GOAT episode IMO.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:06 am to BOSCEAUX
Not a quote, but a song:
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:09 am to BOSCEAUX
The one where butters goes to a conversion camp because they think he's gay
"Jesus made me in his image, so if I'm bi-curious, Jesus must be a little bi-curious too"
"Jesus made me in his image, so if I'm bi-curious, Jesus must be a little bi-curious too"
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:11 am to BOSCEAUX
Whateva Whateva I do what I want.
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 10:12 am
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:25 am to BOSCEAUX
His name is James
James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep
No sea too deep
Who’s that?
It’s him!
James Cameron!
James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
No budget too steep
No sea too deep
Who’s that?
It’s him!
James Cameron!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:44 am to BOSCEAUX
Asian Diversity episode is way up there
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:48 am to BOSCEAUX
I pretty much can't talk about tacos and burritos without doing the Cartman Jennifer Lopez voice.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:48 am to BOSCEAUX
Too many to choose from...but off the top of my head:
Cartman: "You see, Starvin' Marvin, these are called appetizers. This is what you eat before you eat... to make you more hungry." along with... "No, Starvin' Marvin, that's my pot pie!"
Randy: “I’m not chugging beer! I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s elegantly cultural!” or... “I thought this was America!”
But the one most repeated in my household by my kids..."You're a towel!"
Cartman: "You see, Starvin' Marvin, these are called appetizers. This is what you eat before you eat... to make you more hungry." along with... "No, Starvin' Marvin, that's my pot pie!"
Randy: “I’m not chugging beer! I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s elegantly cultural!” or... “I thought this was America!”
But the one most repeated in my household by my kids..."You're a towel!"
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:56 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
You can't give up on the world..........of Warcraft." "Give me the sword..." GOAT episode IMO.
That one and Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers and Fun with Weapons are my favorites.
Butters humping Cartman thinking he’s playing Lord of the Rings
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:58 am to madmaxvol
quote:
But the one most repeated in my household by my kids..."You're a towel!"
I have to admit I’ve said this to the dog and cat on multiple occasions.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:58 am to BOSCEAUX
quote:
The first is when Cartman finds Stan’s mom’s used tampon in the bathroom garbage. She tries to simply explain what it is. Cartman takes it as something else. He says “you aught not of done that he was just a boy” in a sling blade voice. Gets me everytime.
That entire episode is just absurd with Towelie. You start with the tampon line. A towel shows up smoking weed. The government is trying to save the planet from aliens that are using weaponized towels. Towelie trying to remember the door code and playing the melody to Funky Town. The death scene of the evil towel.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:00 am to BOSCEAUX
“And…. it’s gone”
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