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re: What is your favorite South Park quote?

Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:00 am to
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:00 am to
A major battle going on and the kids just playing Game Sphere like nothing is happening.
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:01 am to
I work in Don't forget to bring a towel, taco flavored kisses, I thought this was America, and whatever, whatever, I do what I want into everyday conversation.


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Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:04 am to
quote:

But the one most repeated in my household by my kids..."You're a towel!"


quote:

I have to admit I’ve said this to the dog and cat on multiple occasions.




My 20 year old son says it to the dog at least once per week.
Posted by King George
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:08 am to
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:10 am to
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That one and Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers

Agreed.
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and Fun with Weapons

I didn't care for that one when it first aired, but it's grown on me. I didn't care for the anime animation stuff (even though it was cool to see the boys as the huge warriors).


Another one with great quotes for me is Faith Plus One, especially with some of the songs Cartman was doing when he was changing out words in sexy songs to make them religious.

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face."
Posted by whatiknowsofar
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:13 am to
"We didn't listen"

Anytime I order Chinese I tell my wife I want the "shitty chicken"

Pretty much anything that dude says
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:23 am to
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"We didn't listen"

That's a good one. I use that one a lot.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 11:29 am to
Anytime Cartman calls Tolkien/Token black a-hole.
Posted by RoyalAir
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:05 pm to
"Whatever, I don't care, I just want to play my Okama Gamesphere.'
Posted by RoyalAir
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:06 pm to
"Token, we've been through this. You're black. You can play bass."
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:08 pm to
The Tourettes episode where Craig keeps saying “If I could tell the counselor lick my ball sack I would be so happy”.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:09 pm to
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Token, we've been through this. You're black. You can play bass."


That’s my wife’s favorite. When he lays down a sick bass line and says Goddamnit it cracks her up.
Posted by caro81
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:13 pm to
so many good ones mentioned already

tree fiddy is way up there

some others





when cartman is awesome o and butters asks him who will win the superbowl next year, he says new orleans saints and its perceived as a great joke.

Posted by Esquire
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:17 pm to
When Miss Choksondik died after they put sea-people in her coffee.

News anchor: During the autopsy, they did find semen in her stomach.

Stan: They found the sea-men. It’s only a matter of time before they find the women too.
Posted by QC Reb
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:24 pm to
Systems are normal. You guys hearing the song ok up there?
Posted by Chardee MacDennis
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by Chipand2Putts
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 12:40 pm to
Niiiice

And

And then give me the twenty, and I’ll give you the pubes.
Posted by QC Reb
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 1:01 pm to
Butter's whole speech at the end of Raisins about the beauty of life was touching.

Then of course he ends it with "thanks for offering to let me in your clique guys, but to be honest I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid"
Posted by Mathieu
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 1:32 pm to
"They're not people, they're hippies." --Cartman, of course
Posted by TheBoogeyman
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 1:50 pm to
“There was a ghost…this is ectoplasm”

“Ohhh….Naggers”
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 1:52 pm
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