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Posted on 5/21/26 at 2:00 pm to Napoleon
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Whateva Whateva I do what I want.
Whateva, I ran for Congress and won.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 2:03 pm to Mathieu
quote:
They're not people, they're hippies." --Cartman, of course
“There is nothing hippies hate more than death metal”. Proceeds to put on Slayer’s Raining Blood.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 3:06 pm to BOSCEAUX
HE CAN BOWL HE CAN DRINK HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE
ALABAMA MANNN
ALABAMA MANNN
Posted on 5/21/26 at 3:36 pm to BOSCEAUX
My all time favorite, is when Mr (Mrs) garrison gives them the evolution explanation
Posted on 5/21/26 at 4:19 pm to BOSCEAUX
North American Marlon Brando LookAlikes 
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:15 pm to BOSCEAUX
It's hard to pick one, but off the top of my head, I completely DIE laughing in the tourettes episode where Cartman goes up to the kid with tourettes and says to him, "Isn't having tourettes awesome?" Every single time.
Or this:
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This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:21 pm to BOSCEAUX
"Your parents are dead? Goddamn you suck, Pip."
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:49 pm to tigerfan84
Americans have a biiig penis.
STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DI@K MAN!
STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DI@K MAN!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:00 pm to BOSCEAUX
“Drugs are bad, mmkay.”
“That’s it! That’s the melody to funky town!”
“That’s it! That’s the melody to funky town!”
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:16 pm to PillageUrVillage
So who put their hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha?!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:31 pm to ned nederlander
This classic, highly quotable exchange happens when Cartman and his mom go to register for the Special Olympics:
Registration Lady: "And what is his disability?"
Cartman’s Mom: "He's retarded."
Registration Lady: "No, I mean, what's his specific condition? Down's syndrome, cerebral palsy?"
Cartman’s Mom: "Oh gee, I don't know. Hon, what is your condition?"
Cartman: "How the f*** should I know, I'm retarded! DUHHHHHH!!!!"
Registration Lady: "And what is his disability?"
Cartman’s Mom: "He's retarded."
Registration Lady: "No, I mean, what's his specific condition? Down's syndrome, cerebral palsy?"
Cartman’s Mom: "Oh gee, I don't know. Hon, what is your condition?"
Cartman: "How the f*** should I know, I'm retarded! DUHHHHHH!!!!"
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:18 pm to CocomoLSU
A from Faith Plus1
Kyle “you don’t know anything about Christianity”
Eric “I know enough to exploit it. “
Kyle “you don’t know anything about Christianity”
Eric “I know enough to exploit it. “
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:45 am to JOJO Hammer
Cartman:
Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job, or else Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire.
Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job, or else Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire.
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:18 am to BOSCEAUX
I run in 12 gangs
I do what I want
I do what I want
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:28 am to tigerfan84
As someone named Ben, I can't tell you how many times "taco flavored kisses for my Ben" has been used on me when eating Mexican food
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And I can't believe "screw you guys, I'm going home" hasn't been mentioned yet. That's probably my most used one.
And I can't believe "screw you guys, I'm going home" hasn't been mentioned yet. That's probably my most used one.
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:49 am to BCLA
“South Park sucks now. And it’s because it’s all of this political s***. We’re just getting totally bogged down in it. Remember when we used to do stuff? Just us guys? Ever since all this political crap took over, it’s like-what? Like-like what happened to us?” Stan Marsh.
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