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re: What is your favorite South Park quote?

Posted on 5/21/26 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 1:58 pm to
'Once you've jacked off to Japanese chicks barfing into each other's mouths, you can't just go back to Playboy' - Randall S. Marsh
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52803 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Whateva Whateva I do what I want.


Whateva, I ran for Congress and won.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52803 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

They're not people, they're hippies." --Cartman, of course


“There is nothing hippies hate more than death metal”. Proceeds to put on Slayer’s Raining Blood.
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3626 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 3:06 pm to
HE CAN BOWL HE CAN DRINK HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE

ALABAMA MANNN
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1790 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 3:32 pm to
People Who Annoy You



Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2385 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 3:36 pm to
My all time favorite, is when Mr (Mrs) garrison gives them the evolution explanation
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Panama City, Florida
Member since Aug 2011
9554 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 4:19 pm to
North American Marlon Brando LookAlikes
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32671 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:15 pm to
It's hard to pick one, but off the top of my head, I completely DIE laughing in the tourettes episode where Cartman goes up to the kid with tourettes and says to him, "Isn't having tourettes awesome?" Every single time.

Or this:



Or this:

This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 7:30 pm
Posted by A12 Oxcart
On the float out in the Belt
Member since Dec 2022
1264 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:21 pm to
"Your parents are dead? Goddamn you suck, Pip."
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26703 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:03 pm to
quote:




Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26703 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:06 pm to
“Do you like Fishsticks?”
Posted by LSUisSEC
Member since Oct 2011
237 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:49 pm to
Americans have a biiig penis.

STOP THINKING WITH YOUR DI@K MAN!
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16177 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:00 pm to
“Drugs are bad, mmkay.”

“That’s it! That’s the melody to funky town!”
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
6019 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:16 pm to
So who put their hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha?!
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1957 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 9:31 pm to
This classic, highly quotable exchange happens when Cartman and his mom go to register for the Special Olympics:
Registration Lady: "And what is his disability?"
Cartman’s Mom: "He's retarded."
Registration Lady: "No, I mean, what's his specific condition? Down's syndrome, cerebral palsy?"
Cartman’s Mom: "Oh gee, I don't know. Hon, what is your condition?"
Cartman: "How the f*** should I know, I'm retarded! DUHHHHHH!!!!"
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12437 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 10:18 pm to
A from Faith Plus1

Kyle “you don’t know anything about Christianity”
Eric “I know enough to exploit it. “
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Panama City, Florida
Member since Aug 2011
9554 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 6:45 am to
Cartman:

Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job, or else Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire.
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1134 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:18 am to
I run in 12 gangs

I do what I want
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
9261 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:28 am to
As someone named Ben, I can't tell you how many times "taco flavored kisses for my Ben" has been used on me when eating Mexican food .


And I can't believe "screw you guys, I'm going home" hasn't been mentioned yet. That's probably my most used one.
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
13383 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 9:49 am to
“South Park sucks now. And it’s because it’s all of this political s***. We’re just getting totally bogged down in it. Remember when we used to do stuff? Just us guys? Ever since all this political crap took over, it’s like-what? Like-like what happened to us?” Stan Marsh.
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