re: This has really bothered me about D2 : The Mighty Ducks

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Julie the cat

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Milk's done that body good.

Also, how in the holy mother of arse did Eden Hall Academy make such a blunder in the scholarship debacle but somehow manage to not get busted on recruiting violations? Not only did they recruit Gunner Stahl from Iceland to come play for the Varsity; but they obviously paid for his illegal entry into this country, a new identity , and speech training to learn to talk in an American accent.

I love this thread, Julie the Cat, and most of all, Chet Steadman.


"STEADMAN! Get in here..."

"Oh...maybe it's my big bonus!"

ROTYFTMFW

Ducks Fly Together is the only message.

Because fellas, as Team USA they were a two sets of talented kids on the same team pulling in different directions (think about when Bombay tied then together and told them to skate) They needed something they could rally around, a new symbol of togetherness, hence the ducks fly together speech.

As far as the Eden Hall violations, how they just give Dean Portman a scholarship after school already started. No shot he had the grades to get in there, dude just walks on campus like its nothing.

Hahah, is that the army guy from The Walking Dead on the right?

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Or a kid who's good enough a skating that's he's the fastest on the US national team but he somehow never learned how to stop.

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He is Benny the Jet...

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I always hated that Julie wanted to play SO fricking badly, even almost quitting the team. And what does she do when Goldberg has an off night and is getting his arse kicked? She gets in a stupid fight and kicked out of the game.

I guess it's zero fricks given for your teammate, you selfish bitch.

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How about the fact that Julie was sent off for kneeing two guys (that obviously were made of glass), but the Icelandic kid was given only two minutes for BREAKING HIS STICK OVER ANOTHER KID'S WRIST. Sure, it was Cake Eater, but how the ref's didn't determine that to be malicious intent baffles me. The refs must have seen the incident because the kid received a penalty. Denis "The Wolf" must have paid off those refs in Icelandic fish or some other natural resource before the game.

Just a few things...

People obviously care too much about pee wee hockey in Minnesota. Dial it back, fellas.

The Flying V is a terrible offense that could be destroyed by a decent forecheck.

Don't you speak ill of Julie the Cat.

My youth basketball team was stripped of all of its wins because of an ineligible player (he was two days too old, and everyone knew it - he just wanted to play with the kids in his grade), so I feel for the Hawks. They got hosed.

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It's Team USA, not Team Whatever the frick You Want. That's kind of the point of international sporting events, specifically the Goodwill Games. Yet another reason this team did not deserve to be Team USA, and that I should have titled this article, "7 Things That Still Bother Me About the Mighty Ducks, But Mostly the Mighty Ducks 2."

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The biggest crock is Trinidad and Tobago having hockey team