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re: There are some high levels of retardation in Star Wars episodes 7-9

Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:12 am to
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
84089 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:12 am to
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It started with the mom jokes from Poe
RELIVE IT

Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6639 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:58 am to
i still havent watched 8 and 9 and i dont think i ever will.
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
445 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:59 am to
I didn't mind 7. It was purely nostalgia. I saw 8 in the theater; Haven't watched it again. So bad. That is what happens when you hand a franchise to a political hack. 9 is just a lost cause. Abrams tried to get back to the original plan, but that plan was ill conceived from the jump. I'd love a "reboot". If other franchises can do it, why not Star Wars? Jump forward a few centuries and tell new stories.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78495 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:05 am to
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i can still remember the feeling of sitting in the theater on release day SUPER excited only to watch this mom-joke intro within the first few minutes of the film. my stomach got that sinking feeling like...oh, no what is this. and it was all downhill from there.
I immediately thought of the opening scene of Thor: Ragnarok where he is talking to Surtur while chained up and I physically groaned.

Could you imagine what Tarkin would have done in response to that stupidity? He would have cut the call immediately and then destroyed a rebel base.

I blame Marvel more than anything, and Taika Waititi and James Gunn primarily, for the advancement of the “retarded humor” that became so pervasive in cinema.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 11:14 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
22436 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:06 am to
9 has literally the most retarded writing I’ve ever seen in a movie

Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
42144 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:07 am to
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Of all the dumb writing in the sequel trilogies, the dumbest thing was by far that an ancient sith dagger or some shite lined up with death star wreckage that occurred 30 years ago.


Yep. Really was up there with some of the dumbest things i've seen. I had one person once try and argue that it wasn't any dumber than the Goonie's medallion key, which is a beloved movie. Just had to blank stare at them for a second. You think that pirates, making a landmark key AFTER they buried their treasure so they could find it again, is anywhere comprable to a dagger made many, many years before the death star wrecked?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64810 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:39 am to
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Holy frick princess Leia really fricking floated in space


SHE WARS needed another woman empowerment moment.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35515 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 12:03 pm to
7 was a good Star Wars movie. Nothing wrong with it

8 is so bad.

I might be the only way that didnt hate 9
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78495 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 12:05 pm to
8 was bad enough that I didn’t even watch 9.

Currently playing Knights of the Old Republic 2 again and Treia, Nihilus, and Sion are infinitely better villains than anything in any Disney Star Wars.

Sion is so filled with hate and rage that he wouldn’t let his body die.

Nihilus was basically a force black hole and leech.

Treia used 3 lightsabers in battle through only the force and was a master at manipulation and whispering in the minds of others.

Meetra Surik is so much better of a female protagonist than anything they could write.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 12:12 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104607 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 12:11 pm to
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Stop letting JJ off the hook because Rian made a bad movie. JJ made a worse one.


You have this backwards.

In my opinion.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16454 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 12:23 pm to
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The Last Jedi was dumb, but The Rise of Skywalker was by far the worst movie of that pathetic trilogy.

This makes me so happy i have never watched these turds and i was a big star wars fan growing up.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70740 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 1:26 pm to
7 wasn't all bad, but yeah, 8 and 9 are the worst things that came from space since the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

I rewatched them recently in an act of self flagellation and it was even worse than I remembered.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9868 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:01 pm to
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I blame Marvel more than anything, and Taika Waititi and James Gunn primarily, for the advancement of the “retarded humor” that became so pervasive in cinema

100%
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9868 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:01 pm to
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7 wasn't all bad

8 and 9 make 7 retroactively so much worse.
Posted by Trojan15
Ville Platte
Member since Oct 2006
475 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:10 pm to
This scene is appropriate for spaceballs, not star wars. Luke throwing the light saber over his shoulder was just ridiculous as well.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
24320 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:14 pm to
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7 was a good Star Wars movie. Nothing wrong with it

the frick you say?
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8 is so bad.

yep
quote:

I might be the only way that didnt hate 9

You probably are

All three are bad. 7 gets a bit of a pass because it's the first new one in decades, but it sucked as a Star Wars movie.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58678 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:15 pm to
How funny is it that T-Bob thinks TLJ is better then Empire.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 2:16 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88314 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:31 pm to
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It started with the mom jokes from Poe
Poe may be the only part of these movies I actually liked.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
42144 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 2:40 pm to
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7 was a good Star Wars movie. Nothing wrong with it



No, just no. It was a decent movie and if the entire rest of star wars didn't exist, it would be overall pretty good. As a star wars movie taking into account lore, it was not good at all.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 2:45 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
118250 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:11 pm to
TFA was entertaining and held out promise for a decent sequel trilogy as well as hope for the direction of the SW franchise. Wasn't groundbreaking, but did its job.

Rogue One followed it up and did excellent considering it was a non-Skywalker saga film. Was a very good film, that happened to be in the Star Wars universe.

TLJ and Johnson's "subversion of expectations" demolished all of that and was the direct cause of the failure of Solo (which was a decent flick that should have done better).

Those two movies completely soured the fanbase going forward, which wasn't helped by lackluster TV efforts and "somehow Palpatine returned."
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