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There are some high levels of retardation in Star Wars episodes 7-9
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:43 am
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:43 am
Doing a rewatch since my youngest is deep into the SW universe now
Holy frick princess Leia really fricking floated in space
Holy frick princess Leia really fricking floated in space
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:56 am to The Egg
We don’t post fan fiction on here
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:59 am to The Egg
I legitimately lol'ed when she Mary Poppinsed through space. Hilarious.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:04 am to rebelrouser
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legitimately lol'ed when she Mary Poppinsed through space. Hilarious.
That was the final straw for me. I was trying to keep the faith through all that BS. But that scene was retarded. I started roasting the film after that.
Ive never left a theater and had the feeling I did that night. It felt like we started the first day of clown world.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:16 am to SECSolomonGrundy
Kylo's temper tantrum was great as well
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:20 am to The Egg
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There are some high levels of retardation in Star Wars episodes 7-9
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:28 am to The Egg
I also hated that Akbar was just killed off in that scene and control given to an admiral who only wears evening gowns and no one has seen before.
Ackbar should have at least done the holdo maneuver and yelled out "it's a trap " then movie would be a D but an F from me.
Ackbar should have at least done the holdo maneuver and yelled out "it's a trap " then movie would be a D but an F from me.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:29 am to The Egg
Here's about a 20 minute segment of TROS:
Our heroes have to go to a desert planet to find the video game McGuffin dagger to find the evil sith world. Once there, they get into two different speeders, which get chased around the desert by the bad guys. One speeder gets shot down, all good guys safely fall to the ground. Moments later, the second speeder gets shot down in the exact same spot, so our heroes are all sitting in the sand together. Then and only then does the ground reveal itself to be space quicksand. They sink into a tunnel (the roof of which is space quicksand) and wouldn't you know it? The dagger McGuffin is just a few feet from where they sank into the tunnel, on an entire planet.
They grab the knife and on their way out of the tunnel, they encounter a giant space snake, which is injured and has to be healed with Rey's previously unknown jedi healing powers, just so they can establish that she has that ability for later.
She heals the snake and they get out of the tunnels, walk about 50 yards before discovering that they are in the exact right spot to hold up the knife and see the final space clue.
It's like it was written by idiot children playing in a sandbox.
Our heroes have to go to a desert planet to find the video game McGuffin dagger to find the evil sith world. Once there, they get into two different speeders, which get chased around the desert by the bad guys. One speeder gets shot down, all good guys safely fall to the ground. Moments later, the second speeder gets shot down in the exact same spot, so our heroes are all sitting in the sand together. Then and only then does the ground reveal itself to be space quicksand. They sink into a tunnel (the roof of which is space quicksand) and wouldn't you know it? The dagger McGuffin is just a few feet from where they sank into the tunnel, on an entire planet.
They grab the knife and on their way out of the tunnel, they encounter a giant space snake, which is injured and has to be healed with Rey's previously unknown jedi healing powers, just so they can establish that she has that ability for later.
She heals the snake and they get out of the tunnels, walk about 50 yards before discovering that they are in the exact right spot to hold up the knife and see the final space clue.
It's like it was written by idiot children playing in a sandbox.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 8:28 am
Posted on 8/19/26 at 7:34 am to Napoleon
quote:I think that was the original idea, but it got 'force is female'd' into the retarded bullshite we saw.
Ackbar should have at least done the holdo maneuver and yelled out "it's a trap " then movie would be a D but an F from me.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:03 am to The Egg
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Holy frick princess Leia really fricking floated in space
It started with the mom jokes from Poe. Then this horrific scene. Then Luke chucking the lightsaber. I genuinely couldn't believe what I was watching
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:19 am to RLDSC FAN
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It started with the mom jokes from Poe.
I didn't see the movie in theaters. My first and only attempt at watching it was on a 15 hour flight to Seoul.
I honestly though I was watching a blooper reel when the joke scene was happening. I backed out of the movie to make sure I selected the right one.
Holy shite was it bad.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:37 am to The Egg
I remember when the media and the shills were saying we just weren’t smart enough to get it.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:00 am to blueboy
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McGuffin dagger
Of all the dumb writing in the sequel trilogies, the dumbest thing was by far that an ancient sith dagger or some shite lined up with death star wreckage that occurred 30 years ago.
Like what in the actual frick?
The Last Jedi was dumb, but The Rise of Skywalker was by far the worst movie of that pathetic trilogy.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 9:11 am
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:07 am to Broski
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The Last Jedi was dumb, but The Rise of Skywalker was by far the worst movie of that pathetic trilogy
Sure, but that movie got fricked due to Rian Johnsons choices. They were not expecting that type of backlash so they panicked.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:10 am to The Egg
SMH. Not to mention that hatch opening into direct space with no effects. And then on and on.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:10 am to RLDSC FAN
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but that movie got fricked due to Rian Johnsons choices.
JJ chose to make an ancient dagger matching not-ancient ship wreckage a main plot point of the whole fricking movie.
Stop letting JJ off the hook because Rian made a bad movie. JJ made a worse one.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:15 am to rebelrouser
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I legitimately lol'ed when she Mary Poppinsed through space. Hilarious.
Mrs. Iwy did too. i just had to shake my head at the stupidity. Of all the dumb parts in that movie, that was by far the worst.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:23 am to Broski
quote:They had to find the McGuffin dagger so they could find the McGuffin 'wayfinder' so they could find the sith world.
Of all the dumb writing in the sequel trilogies, the dumbest thing was by far that an ancient sith dagger or some shite lined up with death star wreckage that occurred 30 years ago.
I figured they were aligning it with some video game they were developing. I'm sure that's the case, but it just goes to show what you get when publicly traded companies take control of things like this. It's all product tie-ins and formulas.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:49 am to blueboy
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I think that was the original idea, but it got 'force is female'd' into the retarded bullshite we saw.
Your expectations were subverted, were they not?
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:50 am to RLDSC FAN
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It started with the mom jokes from Poe
i can still remember the feeling of sitting in the theater on release day SUPER excited only to watch this mom-joke intro within the first few minutes of the film. my stomach got that sinking feeling like...oh, no what is this. and it was all downhill from there.
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