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re: There are some high levels of retardation in Star Wars episodes 7-9

Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:58 am to
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:58 am to
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WW 2 bombers in space.
Space Mary Poppins
Space battering ram
Space horsies running in space.
Somehow Palpatine returned
Bypassed the compressor
REY!!!!
They fly now? They fly now!

A trilogy of trash.
#NotMyStarWars

Wait til you find out that banking turns in the vacuum of space in the original trilogy didnt make sense either.

Star Wars has always mimicked WW2 combat. It was made to look cool, not be scientifically accurate (sounds in space).

Plenty to hate on the sequel trilogy, but you chose scientific accuracy, which was never important to the franchise
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:59 am to
They probably had reservations at Galactic Starcruiser Hotel cancelled when it closed.

Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:00 pm to
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Plenty to hate on the sequel trilogy, but you chose scientific accuracy, which was never important to the franchise



A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:18 pm to
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Wait til you find out that banking turns in the vacuum of space in the original trilogy didnt make sense either.

you still pull Gs in space, genius.
Posted by Everclear2000
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:36 pm to
I'm old enough that I was there on opening night of Phantom Menace. I remember being a little disappointed, but overall entertained. The prequels got SO much hate. But 7-9 made them look like high art.

So much potential. The first trailer with someone in shadows in the snow igniting a lightsaber, and the return of Han and Chewbacca. Only to be profoundly bitter years later, and the the last 3 being the butt of jokes, It's almost like you'd have to go out of your way to screw the pooch as badly as they did.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Wait til you find out that banking turns in the vacuum of space in the original trilogy didnt make sense either.

you still pull Gs in space, genius.

X/Y-wings use built-in inertial compensators (or acceleration compensators) to absorb extreme G-forces. Banking a turn isn't gonna make a difference in terms of that when just straight travel results in 3,000G, genius.

It was done to mimic ww2 air combat on screen. I dont know how dense you would have to be to miss that.
This post was edited on 8/20/26 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:53 pm to
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X/Y-wings use built-in inertial compensators (or acceleration compensators) to absorb extreme G-forces.

ChatGPT thanks you for your business.

it still makes sense to bank and direct the additional G forces from turning down into your seat instead of laterally. WW2 pilots understood that as well.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:55 pm to
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it still makes sense to bank and direct the additional G forces from turning down into your seat instead of laterally. WW2 pilots understood that as well.
Have y'all gotten into Tie-Fighters yet?
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9500 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:58 pm to
all i'm saying is that banking turns in space are not scientific nonsense.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 1:00 pm to
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all i'm saying is that banking turns in space are not scientific nonsense.
Continue on...

Posted by RollTide33
Member since Sep 2019
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 1:10 pm to
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X/Y-wings use built-in inertial compensators (or acceleration compensators) to absorb extreme G-forces.


That's why Porkins died. He always had his turned to max.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9500 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 1:25 pm to
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That's why Porkins died. He always had his turned to max.

G-forces had a greater proportional impact on Porkins.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 8/20/26 at 1:38 pm to
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Phantom Menace


Speaking of retardation, Jar Jar takes a lot of heat away from the most egregious mistake in the prequels. Why introduce Force Speed and not use it when it was most needed?



Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
28373 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 1:52 pm to
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Why introduce Force Speed and not use it when it was most needed?

He was worried about the G-forces
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9500 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 2:04 pm to
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He was worried about the G-forces

a valid concern.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41872 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 2:04 pm to
The in-universe explanation is it is an incredibly draining thing to do and having already been fighting for a while, he didn't have the stamina or energy to be able to do it and still really be able to fight. Which, with him trying to meditate before he finally fought, he was definitely drained at that point.

Now, that being said, obviously that is also just a way to explain it away after the fact, since they make the rules anyways and could have just had it happen. However, I think that is at least reasonable and really isn't that big of a reach of an explanation.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9500 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 2:07 pm to
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The in-universe explanation is it is an incredibly draining thing to do and having already been fighting for a while, he didn't have the stamina or energy to be able to do it and still really be able to fight. Which, with him trying to meditate before he finally fought, he was definitely drained at that point.

Now, that being said, obviously that is also just a way to explain it away after the fact, since they make the rules anyways and could have just had it happen. However, I think that is at least reasonable and really isn't that big of a reach of an explanation.

it makes perfect sense...from a certain point of view.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41872 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 2:09 pm to
If his midichlorian count would have been higher, he might have been able to
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
28373 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 3:42 pm to
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If his midichlorian count would have been higher, he might have been able to

Definitely if he had Rey levels of chloridia
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71232 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 3:52 pm to
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. I wanted to scream, "CARRIE FISHER IS DEAD, YOU frickING RETARDS, HER CHARACTER HAS TO DIE TOO!" at the screen.


Not only that, but the circumstances of her dying there would have been really interesting. Kylo is going in for the kill, but he hesitates because despite being the villain, he can’t hate his mother enough to kill her. Then, someone else takes the shot and kills her anyways. This could have led to moments of Kylo examining his beliefs and setting up a redemption arc where he abandons the dark side and joins the light.

Instead…Mary Poppins. TLJ and ROS are insultingly awful movies.
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