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re: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Writers say Lando Calrissian is Pansexual

Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:56 am to
This is how you do a sexually fluid sci-fi character:



You write him like that from the start. You make him a James T. Kirk that'll sleep with anything. You don't make a stand with it, you just make him a likable rom-com type of action hero.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:30 am to
Y'all fricking out about nothing

Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59915 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:33 am to
If they want a gay character, then have introduce a character who happens to be gay, don't build their entire story around what they do with their genitals. How fricking insulting is that, anyway?

Don't shoehorn some bullshite SJW agenda into an established character just because they want to make .0046% of the population feel good about their own mental illness.
Posted by cigsmcgee
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Member since May 2012
5233 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 11:45 am to
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Yea, I still don’t think you can go with “flirting with incest”, as if they were intentionally pushing some non-mainstream sexuality


I think its more of Lucas being into Joe Conrad and classic myth tropes, of which incest certainly pops up pretty often.
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:22 pm to
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Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:25 pm to
Did anyone ever see this:



and think, "Yeah. That guy's totally straight."

Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 12:25 pm to
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Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27517 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:13 pm to
Billy Dee Williams will always be Lando Calrissian and vice versa.....too make Billy Dee Williams Character Pan sexual or gay flies in the face of all that is good and wholesome and masculine. There is no greater example of suave masculinity than Billy Dee Williams


I've always wanted to sit down and have a malt liquor with him....or a Courvoisier.

Keep Lando straight....or better yet please keep any LGBT sexuality out the whole thing....space ships, wookies and lasers. That's all you need.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36050 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:49 pm to
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This board is full of homos who would probably jack off to comic books


Says the guy with the jerking Joker avatar.
Posted by BlackManta
Member since May 2018
4 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 1:51 pm to
why hasnt Billy dee williams cameo ?

and they should make Boba fett spinoff movie , that would eb cool to see
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 5:49 pm to
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why hasnt Billy dee williams cameo ?


The only cameo for Billy needs to be Episode 9.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98790 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:28 pm to
Why do I need to know this?

Why does anyone believe this is in any way significant?
This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 8:29 pm
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
14733 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:16 pm to
I always got the impression Lando was down for good time regardless of who or what it was with.
Posted by Othello
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Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:26 pm to
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I think its more of Lucas being into Joe Conrad and classic myth tropes, of which incest certainly pops up pretty often.



I think you mean Joseph Campbell. But Conrad was awesome too.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:29 pm to
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Google: rule 34 pan

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:32 pm to
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Did anyone ever see this:

and think, "Yeah. That guy's totally straight."

Just because someone's wearing a cape?

Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30886 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:56 am to
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I mean, if you're fricking aliens, wouldn't that make you this made up term?


Kirk, the ultimate pansexual.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56346 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:16 am to
Lego Lando seemed kinda gay.

:48

But yeah, I imagine this statement was the result of some tiresome SJW conversation about toxic masculinity or some other tedious bullshite.

But Star Wars fanboys keep flocking to see this garbage, so frick it. Hopefully, word of mouth allows Deadpool to take a big bite out of their opening weekend.
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
31876 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:26 am to
If I don’t have to see it on screen then I don’t care all that much however why do we have to continue to cater to what makes up literally less than 5% of the US? Disney in particular-they keep trying to make the frozen girl a lesibian they made Gaston’s side kick gay and now they made lando friggin calrisean bi? Why? It’s just so friggin forced and unnecessary
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