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re: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Writers say Lando Calrissian is Pansexual

Posted on 5/17/18 at 5:52 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42291 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 5:52 pm to
What are the chances Lando gave Han a handy? They had to at least have made out at some point.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13605 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

What are the chances Lando gave Han a handy?
What part of Han Solo do you not understand?

Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116181 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:17 pm to
Billy Dee was famous during the cocaine fueled 70s

I’m sure he grabbed a man butt or two in his day
This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38674 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:18 pm to
Eh Lando probably nailed an Askavarian too....
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37855 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Member when nobody gave a shite?


Ya, this isn't really groundbreaking

If someone asked "What SW character definitely had their fair share of raunchy orgies?"

Lando is the obvious answer
Posted by apfour21
New Orleans, LA
Member since Nov 2012
3143 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:11 pm to
Disney can’t get out of their own way with this shite.
Posted by GetEmTigers08
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2007
1242 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:28 pm to
There are two rules to remember if you wanna have a good time: Rule #1 - Never run out of Colt 45. Rule #2 - Never forget Rule #1

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This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 7:33 pm
Posted by GetEmTigers08
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2007
1242 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:29 pm to
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I mean, if you're fricking aliens, wouldn't that make you this made up term?


More like xenosexual

The last time I heard someone use pansexual, their ole lady was divorcing them on grounds of being pansexual but more likely she just enjoyed having sex with other people.
This post was edited on 5/17/18 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

This board:


Most of this board fantasizes about sucking Donald Glover's dick. I'm sure they all love this.

I'll just be over here sipping on a tall glass of I told you so and a frick you chaser.
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Member since Nov 2003
3627 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:09 pm to
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"What SW character definitely had their fair share of raunchy orgies?"

Jabba the Hutt.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38674 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

quote:

"What SW character definitely had their fair share of raunchy orgies?"


Jabba the Hutt.





Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:15 pm to
Is this for real?

I really have no problem with LGBTFHSKA-whatever, but why does everything have to be about sex?
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38674 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:18 pm to
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I really have no problem with LGBTFHSKA-whatever, but why does everything have to be about sex?




Because it's the "easiest," most clear way to categorize people for a variety of reasons. And you aren't only categorizing the person in question....
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:31 pm to
I think some people are overly concerned with categorizing people. Why can't people just be people and characters just be characters? In some contexts, sure, it's a worthwhile discussion, but we're talking about Star Wars here. It's supposed to be a family friendly franchise.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17458 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:42 pm to
Sure, they want the kudos for being progressive and enlightened but nobody has the balls to write and shoot the scene of Lando giving Chewbacca a blowjob.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65583 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:53 pm to
They're still butthurt about Trump winning, and so they're shitting all over "white male Star Wars" as much as possible. It's the only explanation at this point.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16227 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 9:54 pm to
Works every time

Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
20076 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 10:00 pm to
They've already killed Stars Wars with The Last Jedi. They might as well put 2 in the chest.

And why does this crap have to be in every movie now. This shite is getting ridiculous.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 10:39 pm to
Has nobody seen the trailer?
'Everything you've heard about me.. is true"
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84759 posts
Posted on 5/17/18 at 10:44 pm to
Truth
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