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re: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Writers say Lando Calrissian is Pansexual

Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:01 am to
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Why is this necessary

SJW pandering.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:04 am to
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Do we have to show every straight character getting it on to prove that point?


Only if you're going to make his heterosexuality a talking point post-film. We know that James Bond is a ladies man because he's on-film flirting and bedding women. If you're going to include "cocksman" in Q's post-film biography, you need to have some evidence of him chasing women in the actual movies.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:07 am to
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Why is this necessary


It's attention whoring. The Glaad Awards and other LGBTQXYZ award programs should call out the writers who claim that they have gay and lesbian characters in their works but don't have the balls to actually portray them as being gay.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:24 am to
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There’s a fluidity to Donald and Billy Dee’s [portrayal of Lando’s] sexuality.


Billy Dee Williams? Fluid?



OK...I'm now fully on board the "they're clearly trying to run off previous Star Wars fans" conspiracy.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:25 am to
I mean, he played a character in Star Wars...
Posted by RedPants
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:29 am to
If this leads to them implying something happened between Han and Lando, George Lucas needs to open his mouth and shut this shite down.
Posted by CptBengal
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:35 am to
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I would have loved to have gotten a more explicitly LGBT character into this movie. I think it’s time,


WRONG.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:37 am to
don't be scared
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:47 am to
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I would have loved to have gotten a more explicitly LGBT character into this movie. I think it’s time,
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WRONG.


This a series that was tap dancing around incest back in the 70's and 80's. Having a gay character wouldn't be terrible. But, other than the prequels, this series hasn't been about people jumping into bed with each other. If you introduce sex for the point of showing that someone's gay, you're fricking up.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:53 am to
Well childish gambino do like the asians. Asians like to play the pan flute I guess. Or cook shite in a pan, idk.


I really don't know nothing no more. Damn. More LGBTQXYAP roles needed and less hetro? Is that what all this means? I'm so damn confused
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:18 am to
Was there something sexually fluid about his portrayal of said SW character?
Posted by theCrusher
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:22 am to
I'm lost. Does he screw frying pans or identify as one?
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:22 am to
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This a series that was tap dancing around incest back in the 70's and 80's.
No it wasn’t.

Lucas didn’t plan for Luke and Leia to be siblings, or for Vader to be their father.

He didn’t think they would get a chance to make a sequel, which is why ANH is essentially a standalone movie.
Posted by cigsmcgee
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:30 am to
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He didn’t think they would get a chance to make a sequel, which is why ANH is essentially a standalone movie.


They kiss in Empire.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:35 am to
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They kiss in Empire.


Yeah, but, well...
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:40 am to
Dammit. You’re right. frick. After he almost freezes to death.

Did he have plans for them to be siblings by that point? I don’t think he did.

I’m not even going to edit. That was embarrassing.

This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 10:42 am
Posted by bamafan1001
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:42 am to
how do you bang a pan?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:48 am to
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Did he have plans for them to be siblings by that point? I don’t think he did.


Yoda says that "there is another". They don't flat out say that they're brother and sister, but we're led to believe that there is another Skywalker or at least another possible Jedi. Since the film ends with Vader revealing that he was a secret dad, Leia being a secret sister or Jedi was a fan theory.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:49 am to
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how do you bang a pan?


Google: rule 34 pan
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:51 am to
Yea, I still don’t think you can go with “flirting with incest”, as if they were intentionally pushing some non-mainstream sexuality.

That is a bit much, don’t you think?
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