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re: Seinfeld characters' single greatest line
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:47 pm to magildachunks
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:47 pm to magildachunks
(moron car rental lady): "Sir, I know how to keep a reservation."
Seinfeld: "No I don't think you DO! If you DID, I would have a car right now. You see, (motioning in the air wildly) ANYONE can just TAKE a reservation...but it's KEEPING the reservation that's important."
Heh...I probably got that wrong, just "quoting" off the top of my head. Loved that part.
Seinfeld (to telemarketer): "Uhh, I'm kind of busy right now. How about you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back later?"
Telemarketer: "Uhhh...I can't do that, Sir."
Seinfeld: "Oh, I see. So you don't want people phoning you and interrupting you at home?"
Telemarketer: "Well, yeah."
Seinfeld: "Now you know how I feel." (click)
Seinfeld: "No I don't think you DO! If you DID, I would have a car right now. You see, (motioning in the air wildly) ANYONE can just TAKE a reservation...but it's KEEPING the reservation that's important."
Heh...I probably got that wrong, just "quoting" off the top of my head. Loved that part.
Seinfeld (to telemarketer): "Uhh, I'm kind of busy right now. How about you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back later?"
Telemarketer: "Uhhh...I can't do that, Sir."
Seinfeld: "Oh, I see. So you don't want people phoning you and interrupting you at home?"
Telemarketer: "Well, yeah."
Seinfeld: "Now you know how I feel." (click)
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:01 pm to charlieg14
every time Kramer says "You know my friend Bob Sacamano"
Gets me everytime.
Gets me everytime.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:18 pm to LasVegasTiger
Frank: Okay, where's my boy?
George: Oh my God.
Frank: I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)
George: Ow! Dad...
Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her?
Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.
Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it!
George: Oh my God.
Frank: I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)
George: Ow! Dad...
Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her?
Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.
Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Elaine: You got that right.
Frank: What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?
Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it!
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:29 pm to magildachunks
Conversation...too tough to pick just one line.
Jerry: "Oh you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?"
Jerry: "It's impossible."
Kramer: "Is it? Or is it so possible, that your head is spinning like a top?"
Jerry: "It can't be!"
Kramer: "Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around ya?"
Jerry: "Alright that's enough"
Kramer: "Yeeeeaaahhhhh!"
Jerry: "Oh you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?"
Jerry: "It's impossible."
Kramer: "Is it? Or is it so possible, that your head is spinning like a top?"
Jerry: "It can't be!"
Kramer: "Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around ya?"
Jerry: "Alright that's enough"
Kramer: "Yeeeeaaahhhhh!"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:30 pm to charlieg14
quote:
(moron car rental lady): "Sir, I know how to keep a reservation."
Random trivia fact: she is also the TV anchor in Scorces's Casino.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:30 pm to magildachunks
"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. "
Maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard.
Maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:34 pm to Nick Papa Georgio
WHO! WHO WONT WEAR THE RIBBON?
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:45 pm to Nick Papa Georgio
"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. "
Maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard.
Plus Jerry's reaction to it as well.
Maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard.
Plus Jerry's reaction to it as well.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:18 pm to LSUFanNTX
Estelle: I'm a divorcee...
George: You're not divorced, you're just separated...you're a separatee.
Estelle: Well, I'm out there George.
George: No you're not
Estelle: Yes I am too!
George: Listen, you're NOT out there, you wanna know why???? Because I'm out there...and if I see YOU out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
George: You're not divorced, you're just separated...you're a separatee.
Estelle: Well, I'm out there George.
George: No you're not
Estelle: Yes I am too!
George: Listen, you're NOT out there, you wanna know why???? Because I'm out there...and if I see YOU out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:35 pm to charlieg14
quote:
Telemarketer: Hi! Would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance services?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I will call you later.
Telemarketer: Uhh, I’m sorry but we can’t do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel!
this made me think of the rental car...
quote:
(moron car rental lady): "Sir, I know how to keep a reservation."
Seinfeld: "No I don't think you DO! If you DID, I would have a car right now. You see, (motioning in the air wildly) ANYONE can just TAKE a reservation...but it's KEEPING the reservation that's important."
Heh...I probably got that wrong, just "quoting" off the top of my head. Loved that part.
almost. he explains to her he doesn't understand how he has a reservation but no car. saying
"but the reservation keeps the car here"
"i KNOW what reservations are sir"
"i don't think you do"
jerry's delivery was pure gold.
quote:
Frank: In a car, with my wife, he stopped short! You think I don't know what that's about? That's my own move! I used it on Estelle 40 years ago! I told everybody about it. Everybody knows! Uh, I stopped short!
i thought i'd get thru to this thread so far and beat everyone to it. dammit!
btwn putty's high five, summer of george, elaine's dingo, and dozens more, everything i came here to post has been taken so i'll just say "BIG STEIN WANTS A CALZONE!!"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:43 pm to TXGunslinger10
Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
Georg: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
Georg: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 4:55 pm to Govt Tide
Deloooooressss!
Posted on 5/4/12 at 5:18 pm to Clyde
quote:
George: She's BALD!
I love it when Elaine snatches the toupee off his head and yells "I DON'T LIKE THIS AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT."
Posted on 5/4/12 at 5:32 pm to eleventy
Every post in this thread made me lol.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 6:01 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:48 pm to magildachunks
newman - vile weed!
peterman - you most likely know it as myanmar, but it'll always be burma to me.
george - snoopy and prickly pete.
elaine- fake fake fake fake fake
jerry- newman
frank - hoochie mama!
estelle- i go out for a quart of milk; I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
ellen - you were necking during schindler's list?
morty- i was never impeached!
banya - your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets -- suits ruined.
peterman - you most likely know it as myanmar, but it'll always be burma to me.
george - snoopy and prickly pete.
elaine- fake fake fake fake fake
jerry- newman
frank - hoochie mama!
estelle- i go out for a quart of milk; I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
ellen - you were necking during schindler's list?
morty- i was never impeached!
banya - your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets -- suits ruined.
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:42 pm to S
Elaine: They shrink? I don't see how you guys live with those things...
Posted on 5/4/12 at 10:22 pm to Grassy1
"Step off, George."
Posted on 5/4/12 at 10:56 pm to Jim Rockford
George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 10:57 pm to Jim Rockford
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This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 10:58 pm
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