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Seinfeld characters' single greatest line

Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:41 pm
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:41 pm
What is the line from each of the four main characters do you think was their best?

Jerry: But I don't want to be a Pirate!

George: Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back.

Elaine:Hey! (plane episode, when yelling at sleeping guy)

Kramer: Lyndon B Johnson. (answering who the baby looks like)
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:43 pm to
their last lines of the finale
Posted by Macintosh
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:43 pm to
NEWMAN!
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:43 pm to
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their last lines of the finale


Were also their first lines of the first episode.
Posted by CHEEEEESE
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:44 pm to
Elaine: maybe the dingo ate yo baby!
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Were also their first lines of the first episode.
really what were they
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Elaine: No soup for you!
Posted by xenythx
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:45 pm to
George: The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by CHEEEEESE
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:45 pm to
Jerry comments on how the second button makes or breaks the shirt and that George's was out in no mans land.
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:46 pm to
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really what were they



The conversation about the second button on George's shirt. It was too high. The second button makes or breaks the shirt.

Then George looks at Jerry and asks "haven't we had this conversation before?"

Edited to fix.

This post was edited on 5/3/12 at 10:47 pm
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

lulz
Posted by Fearthehat0307
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

The conversation about the first button on George's shirt. It was too high. The first button makes or breaks the shirt.

Then George looks at Jerry and asks "haven't we had this conversation before?"



i remember watching the finale they were in jail at the end when that occurred right
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends.


hole in one.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:47 pm to
Not that there's anything wrong that
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:48 pm to
George: "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!"

Elaine: "STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA"

Kramer: Too many to pick just one

Have to think on Jerry
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:48 pm to
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i remember watching the finale they were in jail at the end when that occurred right




Yep. Genius of that was, it showed they could care less about being jail.
Posted by Backinthe615
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:48 pm to
Maybe the best line of the whole series,after his dentist converts to Judaism to tell jokes with impunity..

Priest: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?'

Jerry: "No,it offends me as a comedian."


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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:51 pm to
Kramer "I am the arse man."
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:52 pm to
Kramer: That's why you need real cubans.



Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 5/3/12 at 10:57 pm to
Kramer I am afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Kramer: that's weird because I don't really work here.
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