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re: Seinfeld characters' single greatest line
Posted on 5/4/12 at 5:26 am to magildachunks
Posted on 5/4/12 at 5:26 am to magildachunks
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 6:19 am to magildachunks
Jerry: That must have been one magic loogey
There must have been a second spitter in the bush
There must have been a second spitter in the bush
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 6:26 am
Posted on 5/4/12 at 6:26 am to magildachunks
Newman: You just got it? Damn, the mail is slow.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:26 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Eric the Clown
Played by Jon Favreau
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:32 am to Rickety Cricket
Jerry: You don't know what a write off is
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't
Kramer: Well they do, and they are the ones writing it off.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't
Kramer: Well they do, and they are the ones writing it off.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:33 am to Tactical1
Elaine: "GET OUT!"
Kramer: "They're not cloning sheep, it's the same sheep"
Kramer: "They're not cloning sheep, it's the same sheep"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:41 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Eric the Clown: "You're living in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!"
fricking classic. John Favreau
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:48 am to TheHumanTornado
K-Man "when the people get restless, who do you think they come after. El Presidente!!"
Newman "I love broccoli" spits it out "ewww vile weed"
Jerry "Ive looked into his eyes, hes pure evil"
Elain "hes like some sort of boogedyman"
George da,dadada dadum da "believe it or not george isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or id pick up the phone, where could i be. believe it or not im not home" Beep.
Frank - "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!"
Putty - "High Five!"
Banya "Yea, ive been working out. I'm huge"
Newman "I love broccoli" spits it out "ewww vile weed"
Jerry "Ive looked into his eyes, hes pure evil"
Elain "hes like some sort of boogedyman"
George da,dadada dadum da "believe it or not george isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or id pick up the phone, where could i be. believe it or not im not home" Beep.
Frank - "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!"
Putty - "High Five!"
Banya "Yea, ive been working out. I'm huge"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:52 am to Displaced
Kramer: "Noooo we need a medical dictionary. A patient gets difficult you quone him!"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:02 am to Rohan2Reed
Jerry to Kramer "boy you sure can talk some trash!" looks at George "but I guess that's better than eating it!" 
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:15 am to xenythx
quote:
George: The sea was angry that day, my friends.
quote:
Kramer: Well, why don't you TELL me the name of the movie you'd like to see?
quote:
Jerry: ...and you want to be my latex salesman?
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 8:19 am
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:22 am to magildachunks
Best line not from the key four...the guy working the host desk at the chinese restaurant...
George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?
Bruce: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.
George: Well, was it for Costanza or...
Bruce: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered.
George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?
Bruce: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.
George: Well, was it for Costanza or...
Bruce: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:50 am to nikinik
George: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy. He sleeps with women wothout having relationships, he falls arse backwward into money. People should pay to live like him for a week"
Puddy: " I'm going to home to change. I come back, we'll make out" or " That's bogus!!"
Kramer to Jerry " How can you prositute yourself like that"
Jerry to George: "If every instinct you've every had is wrong, then the opposite would be right.
Elainie: "Woo! ( dancing at the party)
Puddy: " I'm going to home to change. I come back, we'll make out" or " That's bogus!!"
Kramer to Jerry " How can you prositute yourself like that"
Jerry to George: "If every instinct you've every had is wrong, then the opposite would be right.
Elainie: "Woo! ( dancing at the party)
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:52 am to nikinik
My favorite line is Newman's rant.
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:53 am to wolftiger
"When you control the mail, you control..... INFORMATION"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:23 am to Displaced
George: "George likes his chicken spicy."
Putty: "WE'RE THE DEVILLLLLSSSSS! THE DEVILLLLLSSSSSS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Putty: "WE'RE THE DEVILLLLLSSSSS! THE DEVILLLLLSSSSSS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:29 am to jembeurt
Frank - "You know about the cups?"
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:29 am to magildachunks
Telemarketer: Hi! Would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance services?
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I will call you later.
Telemarketer: Uhh, I’m sorry but we can’t do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel!
George: I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
Kramer: Why don't you just TELL me the movie you want to see!
Frank: In a car, with my wife, he stopped short! You think I don't know what that's about? That's my own move! I used it on Estelle 40 years ago! I told everybody about it. Everybody knows! Uh, I stopped short!
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I will call you later.
Telemarketer: Uhh, I’m sorry but we can’t do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel!
George: I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
Kramer: Why don't you just TELL me the movie you want to see!
Frank: In a car, with my wife, he stopped short! You think I don't know what that's about? That's my own move! I used it on Estelle 40 years ago! I told everybody about it. Everybody knows! Uh, I stopped short!
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:31 am to jembeurt
George: "It isn't a lie if you believe it."
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:35 am to Displaced
quote:
Frank - "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!"
Maybe the best line in the whole series.
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