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re: Seinfeld characters' single greatest line
Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:47 pm to magildachunks
Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:47 pm to magildachunks
Date to Jerry: You don't remember my name do you? It rhymes with a part of a womans body???
Jerry: Mulva?
Date: It's Delores, Jerry.....
Jerry: Mulva?
Date: It's Delores, Jerry.....
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Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:58 pm to PurpleAndGoldFinger
quote:
Date: It's Delores, Jerry.....
I know it's nitpicky, but she doesn't actually tell Jerry her name. It makes it that much better that he figures it out after she leaves then screams it out of the window.
Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:58 pm to PurpleAndGoldFinger
Half the quotes in this thread have been butchered. And you want to be my latex salesman...
Posted on 5/8/12 at 4:23 pm to Rohan
One of my favorite scenes and episodes.
George: "Excuse me...huh... I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back please."
Attendant: "Whats the problem"
George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How's that for starters."
Attendant: "Haaan! That is all hearsay."
George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit back please"
Attendant: "Can't do it'
George: "Whadday'mean.?"
Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit is not refundable."
George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse?
'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either.."
Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. Take it up with Consumer Affairs."
George:. "All right , just give me my car and let me get the hell out of here."
Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem"
George: "Why?"
Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. Can't get it out for a couple of days."
George: "What are you talking about.. I WANT MY CAR!!"
Attendant: "We ask that you please bear with us."
George: "Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET
THEIR CARS!!!"
Attendant: "Ideally.."
George: "Excuse me...huh... I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back please."
Attendant: "Whats the problem"
George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How's that for starters."
Attendant: "Haaan! That is all hearsay."
George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit back please"
Attendant: "Can't do it'
George: "Whadday'mean.?"
Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit is not refundable."
George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse?
'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either.."
Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. Take it up with Consumer Affairs."
George:. "All right , just give me my car and let me get the hell out of here."
Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem"
George: "Why?"
Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. Can't get it out for a couple of days."
George: "What are you talking about.. I WANT MY CAR!!"
Attendant: "We ask that you please bear with us."
George: "Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET
THEIR CARS!!!"
Attendant: "Ideally.."
Posted on 5/8/12 at 4:31 pm to magildachunks
Jerry: risk is a game of complete world domination being played by two men who can barely run their own lives
George: its not a lie, if you believe it.
Elaine: Stella!!
Kramer: Giddy up!
Newman: when you control the mail, you control information
Frank Costanza: We are moving into del boca vista lock stock and barrell! Were going to be all over that shuffle board court, in the clubhouse, you can't stop us!
George: its not a lie, if you believe it.
Elaine: Stella!!
Kramer: Giddy up!
Newman: when you control the mail, you control information
Frank Costanza: We are moving into del boca vista lock stock and barrell! Were going to be all over that shuffle board court, in the clubhouse, you can't stop us!
Posted on 5/8/12 at 6:31 pm to Tiger Ryno
Kramer: "Yeah, yeah, I am Batman!"
This post was edited on 5/9/12 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 5/8/12 at 7:30 pm to Joe Banks
How about some Jackie Childs quotes:
"Who told you to put the balm on?"
Kramer - "The maestro."
"A masetro told you?"
In another episode:
"Your face is my case."
"Who told you to put the balm on?"
Kramer - "The maestro."
"A masetro told you?"
In another episode:
"Your face is my case."
Posted on 5/8/12 at 8:32 pm to StringMusic
quote:
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
Just reading that part doesn't do it justice. It's all in the delivery... YOU GOTTA GO IN FRESH!
LINK
Posted on 5/8/12 at 8:38 pm to josecanseco
quote:lol this one
Kramer: "It's pronounced 'thermometer.'"
Posted on 5/8/12 at 10:05 pm to beaverfever
Kramer..."I suck'em down like Coca-Cola."
Jerry..."Well, what are you doing all day down there?"
Kramer..."TCB. You know, taking care of business."
Jerry..."What's in the brief case?"
Kramer..."Crackers."
Jerry..."Well, what are you doing all day down there?"
Kramer..."TCB. You know, taking care of business."
Jerry..."What's in the brief case?"
Kramer..."Crackers."
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