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Posted on 5/5/12 at 6:56 am to magildachunks
All of these are frickin hilarious. TBS recently ran the festivals eps.
"YAMA HAMA" always crack me up... When denim jacket and George see steamed goth looking Elaine.
"YAMA HAMA" always crack me up... When denim jacket and George see steamed goth looking Elaine.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 7:16 am to TejasHorn
Denim vest
Posted on 5/5/12 at 8:47 am to rondo
Great thread 
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:23 am to magildachunks
Elaine: "Sponge Worthy"
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:49 am to Majtj236
George: I heard they found a family in your freezer.
Lloyd Braun: Serenity now. Insanity later.
Lloyd Braun: Serenity now. Insanity later.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 11:36 am to bigberg2000
George, when trying to get out of a relationship - "I'm steeped in gayness."
Jerry to Elaine, when he suspects Kramer's not wearing underwear - "There's nothing between them and us but a thin layer of gaberdeen."
Kramer's response - "I'm out there and I'm loving it!"
Jerry to Elaine, when he suspects Kramer's not wearing underwear - "There's nothing between them and us but a thin layer of gaberdeen."
Kramer's response - "I'm out there and I'm loving it!"
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:19 pm to StringMusic
quote:
Elaine: No soup for you!
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:21 pm to magildachunks
quote:
George: Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back
Without a doubt.
quote:
Kramer
I don't remember exactly how the line goes, but it's the one when he throws the golf clubs down and tells jerry to take em.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:45 pm to heatom2
This thread got me to break out the dvds.
watching season 1 now.
watching season 1 now.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:49 pm to magildachunks
Kramer: "That's a good lookin' oven..."
Posted on 5/5/12 at 2:02 pm to Gnarls Broccoli
Elaine to Kramer: "He thinks your mentally challenged."
Posted on 5/5/12 at 2:13 pm to magildachunks
Kramer: YO YO MA
Posted on 5/5/12 at 3:01 pm to ptra
Kramer: "It's pronounced 'thermometer.'"
Posted on 5/5/12 at 3:20 pm to charlieg14
Steinbrenner: "Babe Ruth was nothing but a fat man with little girl legs. And here's something I just found out...he wasn't really a sultan!"
Slippery Pete: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?
George: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.
Slippery Pete: What's that?
George: The outlet?
Slippery Pete: Mm-hmm.
George: That's where the electricity comes out.
Slippery Pete: Oh, you mean the holes
Slippery Pete: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?
George: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.
Slippery Pete: What's that?
George: The outlet?
Slippery Pete: Mm-hmm.
George: That's where the electricity comes out.
Slippery Pete: Oh, you mean the holes
Posted on 5/5/12 at 6:23 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger
There real, and they are fabulous!
Posted on 5/5/12 at 6:26 pm to kjntgr
Jerry: Who figures an immigrant has a pony?
Posted on 5/8/12 at 1:53 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
Time to keep this going:
1. Jerry & George discussing salsa & selzter. "How does a spainish person order selzter, and not get it mistaken with salsa?"
2. Jerry explaining to George the importance of not staring a cleavage - when he get's caught look at Russel Dalrymple's daughter. "When there is cleavage in the area, and someone pokes you, take a quick glance then look away. It's looking directly into the sun, you have to be careful".
I probably don't have it exactly right, but hopefully someone can find the exact quotes.
1. Jerry & George discussing salsa & selzter. "How does a spainish person order selzter, and not get it mistaken with salsa?"
2. Jerry explaining to George the importance of not staring a cleavage - when he get's caught look at Russel Dalrymple's daughter. "When there is cleavage in the area, and someone pokes you, take a quick glance then look away. It's looking directly into the sun, you have to be careful".
I probably don't have it exactly right, but hopefully someone can find the exact quotes.
Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:07 pm to AZTiger7072
quote:
George: "his sister had left her bra hanging in the bathroom, I picked it up, I studied it.... I remember thinking.... I like this. I didn't how or I what form but I knew I wanted to work with bras."
"You obviously have a remarkable passion for bras"
George: They're not just underwear to me sir. Two cups up front, two straps in the back. How do they do it.
"Well I think barring any unforeseen circumstances you'll have a long successful career her at E.B. Bromlin. (shakes hands with George) See you 9:00 AM on Monday"
George: If it's OK sir, I'll be here at 8:00 AM.
"Outstanding"
I love that whole scene. Good one.
Posted on 5/8/12 at 2:08 pm to StringMusic
Jerry: Now about the undercoating, how important is that?
Putty: We don't even know what it is.
Putty: We don't even know what it is.
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