re: Seinfeld characters' single greatest line

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Kramer walks in to Jerry's apartment slams his money on the table and says "I'm Out"

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this one.

"Moops!"

Jerry: Hello Newman

George: This was supposed to be the summer of George!

Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Kramer: Im out there Jerry and im loving every minute of it

quote:

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Jimmy: "Jimmys Down"

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Jimmy and misunderstandings, kinda clash

Kramer: Welcome to flavor country

-I hate people.
--They're the worst.

George: how many people die on a normal cruise

....and the plan they come up with:



JERRY: Aw, we can't do it, who are we kidding? It's impossible! It's true! You

can't do the Switch! Nobody can do the Switch! It was a stupid idea to

begin with! Let's face it. I'm stuck with the non-laugher and that's

that!

GEORGE: We'll come up with something.

JERRY: Yeah, sure we will.

GEORGE: I-I-I-I-I got it!!!!!


GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.

JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a mnage trois with her

and her roommate.

GEORGE: That's right.

JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.

Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in

disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the

premises.

GEORGE: Keep going.

JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to

apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.

GEORGE: Continue.

JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as

part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in

the unusual request.


GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to

be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little

playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation

to a friendly dinner is proffered.

JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it:

They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back.

She's not gonna do that.

GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She

tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's

your problem."


JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.

GEORGE: This is what I do.

Kramer: Rabies? You don't want that!

George: "his sister had left her bra hanging in the bathroom, I picked it up, I studied it.... I remember thinking.... I like this. I didn't how or I what form but I knew I wanted to work with bras."

Jerry: Estelle says, " I don't know how you can do this, I am so nervous for you! Jerry .... " actually I'm drunk."
Or... George says, " how good a look did you get? Suppose you were a police sketch artist and u had to draw a description." Jerry, " They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes."

Elaine: " He took it out. He took ... Ha ha... It out..!"

Kramer: "Four hours in this chop I'm a full inch taller!!!"
"Hennigans, No tell, No smell, SCOTCH!"
Elaine, "that's ridiculous, I shave my legs!". Kramer, "not everyday"

Putty: Elaine, "David I think we should see other people." Putty, " you gotta be kidding me how come?"
Elaine, " what is this?". Putty, " that's the letter D"

Newman: " Not my type, I need a really pretty face!"

Frank: " are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista!"