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R. Kelly to Chappelle: “How you gonna write a song about me peeing on people?” Chappelle to R. Kelly: “How YOU gonna write a song about peeing on people?”...

[quote]probably go Ruggs[/quote] Thanks. So who do you think out of C. Samuel or Hines? I have to start two. I have Ruggs and Samuel in my lineup now. Thinking of swapping Hines in. ...

Well with the bull shite flu fricking over games, I’ve lost a few starters. .5 PPR Start two Ruggs @ KC C. Samuel @ Atl Hines @ Cle I know. It’s a shitty situation. FA market isn’t great. G. Ward James Washington and Cobb are about the best out there. ...

[quote]Why does the weather channel go straight to NOLA when a hurricane is on its way to LA. Even if NOLA isn’t in trouble.[/quote] The same reason all the coverage for Katrina was for NO and not Harrison and Hancock counties that got completely flattened. ...

My sig quote!!!!...

[quote]Ruthless[/quote] In more ways than one. ...

My thoughts are that appraisals are ridiculously varying. My example: Wanted to get a cashout loan from my mortgage company and we told them our house was at least $230k. Appraiser (not from my area) came and valued my house at $208k. I said bull shite and walked away. Went to another bank and thei...

Welp. I’m done with the internet for today. ...

I feel that there is a “same genetic makeup” joke in here somewhere. ...

Shop at your local hardware store. They’ll gladly serve you. Who cares if you pay $0.10/ft more. ...

She speaks so eloquently, whilst having a nice pinch of sarcasm. Very easy on the eyes, too. ...

[img]https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sudden-Clarity-Black-Man-At-a-Store.gif[/img] But seriously, we’ve done shrimp boils at LSU tail gates before, so crawfish wouldn’t be much different. :lol:...

I’m not even a hockey fan, but how did y’all get 5 pages in without mentioning Gretzky?!?! Gordie Howe played 34 years, retiring in 1980, and amassed 801 goals, which was the most ever by far. Gretzky started a year before that in 1979, played for 21 years and totaled 894. Gretzky had 1963 ca...

Would be great if they got that from.... [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/a6a6277f8c13f1719b667c9dc0d81e48/tenor.gif?itemid=4566497[/img] ...Amazon!...

Last crawfish of the season for me and the fam. Mixed Beam and Coke during the eating process. Moved to Old Forestier Prohibition Style and Eagle Rare neat after eating. ...

I was always pretty partial to this one. [link=(https://youtu.be/9--OVtj3WBM)]Part 3[/link]...

[img]https://www.vetsupply.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/image.png[/img] They are made for each other. ...

Just had sound for commercials then none for the program. Bye Sling. Motherfrickers. ...

I have no sound either. ...

[link=(https://youtu.be/8DB_t10VCGs)]Girl Next Door[/link] “God damnit, Matt! I swear to God. If you don’t frick her, I’ll kill myself. frick her for me, Matt frick HER FOR ME!” [link=(https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f93094be-ddc6-4510-94a8-63e97c30cb19)]Happy Gilmore[/link] “SUCK MY WHITE ASS, B...