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re: Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office

Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:53 pm to
I'm trying to think of the one where Andy's describing getting drunk. Like something beers, buzzed.....
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:56 pm to
Creed: it looks like the tide at Normandy beach
Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:58 pm to
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I'm trying to think of the one where Andy's describing getting drunk. Like something beers, buzzed.....



You, me, bar, beers -buzzed, wings, shots - drunk, waitresses - hot, football - Cornell/Hosfstra - slaughter, then quick nap at my place and then we hit the tizzown.
This post was edited on 4/23/13 at 10:59 pm
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2425 posts
Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:01 pm to
the entire scene where dwight harvests the organs from the cpr manekin and then cuts its face off and wears it
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:04 pm to
After Andy's play where Michael was booing the lead character, Creed comes up to Michael and whispers in his ear "Keep is cool Michael, I just saw this guy kill a bunch of people"
This post was edited on 4/23/13 at 11:07 pm
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Member since Feb 2009
46125 posts
Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:07 pm to
Yes!


And the CPR thing is great. Andy come in singing haha


When Daryl says he doesn't want to play pranks anymore I got a good laugh. Obviously not the best line just throwing one out there.

Packer has some good ones. His license plate is wllhung. You an American idol fan? No why does everyone ask me that
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177661 posts
Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:08 pm to
When Michael's nephew doesn't run all the errands people ask him to do and they find all their stuff still in his car..

Andy says, "Michael, you get him to come down here and open this car or I'm going to do it myself.............. by calling AAA."
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:12 pm to
When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me "Ace." It was totally awesome. I got straight B's. They called me "Buzz."

- Nard dog
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:17 pm to
Probably one of my favorites.

And whenever Creed opens his mouth.
Posted by purplepylon
NOLA & Laffy
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/23/13 at 11:36 pm to
Andy's explanation of Boner Champ was great
Posted by Tigah in the ATL
Atlanta
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 12:34 am to
Learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 12:47 am to
If I can't scuba then what's this all been about - Creed
Posted by LSULyle00690
Hoover, AL
Member since Sep 2004
7055 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 12:51 am to
"Does your husband have soft erections"

Dwight to Pam while investigating if Jim thinks the new girl in the office is attractive
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56455 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:05 am to
quote:

When Michael's nephew doesn't run all the errands people ask him to do and they find all their stuff still in his car..

Andy says, "Michael, you get him to come down here and open this car or I'm going to do it myself.............. by calling AAA."



Clutch cream run, bro.
Posted by weskarl
Space City
Member since Mar 2007
5793 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:18 am to
"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?"

Posted by Na Mean
This is me yo.
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:46 am to
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Andy and Dwight going back and forth for the Cornell interview is pretty great



Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 2:15 am to
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In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.


Creed Bratton
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45106 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 3:19 am to
quote:

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.


Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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19996 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 5:27 am to
It is your birthday
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