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Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:38 am to Wooly
I like the episode where Michael brings Dwight back from Staples and they're having a party for Oscar in the conference room. They have a pinata, and when they go to put the blindfold on Dwight he says "I don't need a blindfold" and starts going to town on the pinata. 
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:46 am to Patrick O Rly
this scene and the one where dwight rips off the cpr face had me rolling
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:47 am to wish i was tebow
Meredith: I don't mind telling you I have an addiction. I do. To porn.
[collective sighs from everyone in the office]
Michael Scott: Alright, no no no. No. That is-- the image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting but you know what? Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?
Dwight Schrute: I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most satisfying one, is to stab it in the brain, with a wooden stick.
[collective sighs from everyone in the office]
Michael Scott: Alright, no no no. No. That is-- the image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting but you know what? Meredith, you lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?
Dwight Schrute: I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most satisfying one, is to stab it in the brain, with a wooden stick.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:47 am to Delacroix
OMG I can't believe I forgot this one.
My all time favorite is that. BUTTLICKER!!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
My all time favorite is that. BUTTLICKER!!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:56 am to wish i was tebow
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:05 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Oscar: They stole my laptop!
Kevin: Oh yeah, well they stole my surge protector!
Oscar: How is that comparable?
Kevin: Oscar, now I'm going to be prone to surges!
Kevin: Oh yeah, well they stole my surge protector!
Oscar: How is that comparable?
Kevin: Oscar, now I'm going to be prone to surges!
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:14 am to Patrick O Rly
to both of those
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:19 am to Patrick O Rly
Love the converstaion with Jim and Dwight where Dwight's wildest dream is him co-owning a bed and breakfast in Hell with Satan and he makes like 80 grand a year.
Also, this gem: LINK (Andy's oompa loompa song)
Also, this gem: LINK (Andy's oompa loompa song)
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:20 am to wish i was tebow
Creed "I would like to say hello to all my friends in china neehow kongchi." (with him shaking his finger at the camera)
Creed Bratton: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to man, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.
Creed Bratton: I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Creed Bratton: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, then lock me up.
Pretty much all of Creed one liners and anything with Dwight.
Creed Bratton: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to man, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.
Creed Bratton: I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Creed Bratton: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, then lock me up.
Pretty much all of Creed one liners and anything with Dwight.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:55 am to LasVegasTiger
"Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy!"
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:01 am to Buck Magnum
"Hey I live by the quarry too! We should hang out sometime and throw things down there."
Creed to Jim
Creed to Jim
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:04 am to AZTiger7072
Kevin and Stanley have some great ones. Just can't think of them
I love when Kevin sees how many m&ms are whatever he can fit in his mouth but he just swallows them.
And we holly thinks he's a ReRe and Kevin thinks she digs him hardcore.
I love when Kevin sees how many m&ms are whatever he can fit in his mouth but he just swallows them.
And we holly thinks he's a ReRe and Kevin thinks she digs him hardcore.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:10 am to wish i was tebow
Edit: Dammit REG already posted mine
quote:
Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving. All I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?
[laughs]. Sometimes I say crazy things.
quote:
Phyllis: I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.
quote:
Andy: Dwight?
Dwight: What?
Andy: Did you call all of my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the "F" word?
Dwight: Yes I did. And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.
Stanley: No you will not.
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 9:22 am
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:13 am to craigbiggio
little late on that one but its still great
Jims first days at the other branch and they are playing CoD. andy is great. Sniper!??? are you kidding me! I am about to literally shoot you
Jims first days at the other branch and they are playing CoD. andy is great. Sniper!??? are you kidding me! I am about to literally shoot you
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:13 am to wish i was tebow
quote:
holly thinks he's a ReRe and Kevin thinks she digs him hardcore.
One of the best B storylines ever on the show IMO.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:14 am to craigbiggio
quote:
Dwight Schrute: Sam, get my luggage.
Ryan: I forget it, brotha.
Dwight Schrute: Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt.
quote:
Jim Halpert: Catherine Zeta-Jones enters.
Phyllis: Sir you have some messages.
Dwight Schrute: Not now!
Phyllis: They're important.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, what are they?
Phyllis: The first message is, 'I love you.' That's from me.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:14 am to CocomoLSU
kevin being a gambler is awesome.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:15 am to Maximus
Michael scarn is gold all together.
When dwight is asking Ryans friend about his special hobbit powers
When dwight is asking Ryans friend about his special hobbit powers
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:19 am to Wooly
It's a Michael line, but my all-time favorite scene is when Michael brings all the women in the office to the mall for a day and while they're sitting around eating at the food court, the following exchange occurs --
The look on Karen's face was priceless.
quote:
Michael: What, um... what do you think of roleplay?
Phyllis: It can be fun.
Michael: Yeah? Well, Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy....
Karen: It's a pretty common one.
Michael: I just- I just feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.
The look on Karen's face was priceless.
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 9:23 am
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