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re: Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:42 am to Wooly
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:42 am to Wooly
I'll give you ten thousand Stanley nickels of you never speak to me again.
What's the ratio of Stanley Nickles to Schrute bucks?
The same as the ratio of rainbows to unicorns
What's the ratio of Stanley Nickles to Schrute bucks?
The same as the ratio of rainbows to unicorns
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:43 am to beaverfever
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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
A girl I dated has a friend that SUCKS. When we first were hanging out, we were all around a table playing quarters and the friend kept complaining. I was already drunk and leaned over to the girl I was talking to and said this exact quote using the friends name. Except I didn't whisper it. The friend heard.
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 10:43 am
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:49 am to bamafan425
Toby and Michael was greatness.
The 2 bullets thing is gold. I said that this passed weekend on a trip.
I almost want to make a Michael Scott thread. BC it makes you remember how great the show really was.
When he would just be at his desk saying complete bullshite but you could tell he 100 percent believe it was amazing.
So what if I didn't go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? Lebron James Tracy McGrady Kobe Bryant
The 2 bullets thing is gold. I said that this passed weekend on a trip.
I almost want to make a Michael Scott thread. BC it makes you remember how great the show really was.
When he would just be at his desk saying complete bullshite but you could tell he 100 percent believe it was amazing.
So what if I didn't go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? Lebron James Tracy McGrady Kobe Bryant
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:55 am to Newbomb Turk
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"Why are you the way that you are"
Watched that one last night.
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And, say what you want about Pam now, but she was HOT back in the day.
She was fiya in the casino night episode in that blue dress.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:55 am to wish i was tebow
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I almost want to make a Michael Scott thread. BC it makes you remember how great the show really was.
No need. Just post that shite in here. People are always down for MS quotes.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:58 am to CocomoLSU
I loved Pam. She was a smoke show. Got alittle meh with being pregnant
speaking of, Michael giving birth to dwights watermelon preparing for Jan
speaking of, Michael giving birth to dwights watermelon preparing for Jan
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:59 am to CocomoLSU
When Michael Scarn blows Toby head off in TLM.
"Its Ok, he was an animal rapist"
Then he goes on about how it was by far the most expensive shoot in the movie.
"Its Ok, he was an animal rapist"
Then he goes on about how it was by far the most expensive shoot in the movie.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:01 am to LasVegasTiger
My love for Threat Level Midnight is beyond explaination.. I loved the table reading etc and would always tell my roommate that I pray they made an actual episode... i wanted to cry when I saw that episode come on live. Lived up to every expectation I had for it.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:01 am to LasVegasTiger
Jim: Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary.
Michael: I know where this is goin'.
Jim: Do ya?
Michael: No.
Jim: Ok. Remember Spider face?
Michael: No.
Jim: OK. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface.
Michael: Spite her - okay.
Jim: Yeah.
Boom Roasted.
Michael: I know where this is goin'.
Jim: Do ya?
Michael: No.
Jim: Ok. Remember Spider face?
Michael: No.
Jim: OK. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface.
Michael: Spite her - okay.
Jim: Yeah.
Boom Roasted.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:02 am to CocomoLSU
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casino night
Two queens at casino night... I am gonna drop a deuce on everybody.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:03 am to wish i was tebow
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My love for Threat Level Midnight is beyond explaination
If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"
and Andy accent as the bartender. Oscar being choked to death but opens his eyes and breaths after hahaha.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:04 am to LasVegasTiger
Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. BOOM ROASTED.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:05 am to LasVegasTiger
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Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes
- Andy
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Kelly: Well, I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And, God, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you, right?
Kelly: Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage
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Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's... pretty shocking.
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Dwight: My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats.
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Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
[cuts to Creed in an interview]
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:05 am to H. E. Pennypacker
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casino night
Michael: Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.
Stanley: [Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
Michael: Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:05 am to H. E. Pennypacker
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Two queens at casino night... I am gonna drop a deuce on everybody.
Dwight is awesome in that one. From the kisses to the late updates. "No word on Lan Jevinson."
Also, almost every word Michael and Jan say in the Dinner Party episode is awesome.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:08 am to TDTGodfather
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Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's... pretty shocking
"www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
Check it out."
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:10 am to CocomoLSU
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Also, almost every word Michael and Jan say in the Dinner Party episode is awesome.
That is a $200 plasma TV you just killed! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe
When Dwight and his baby sitter show up and Pam and Jim face and Pam just says "awesome"
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:13 am to CocomoLSU
Kevin, I dont know whether to use a fat joke or a dumb joke BOOM ROASTED
Andy, You're gayer than Oscar BOOM ROASTED
Andy, You're gayer than Oscar BOOM ROASTED
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:15 am to LasVegasTiger
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That is a $200 plasma TV you just killed! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe
I could just stand here and watch TV for hours
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:17 am to LasVegasTiger
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When Dwight and his baby sitter show up and Pam and Jim face and Pam just says "awesome"
No shite, that's the line that hooked me to the show. Dinner Party was the first episode I ever watched and when Pam said that I could tell I was missing out on how awesome Dwight was. Immediately bought the first three seasons and caught up over the weekend.
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