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re: Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office

Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:23 am to
Posted by tadelatt
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:23 am to
"Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." - Andy
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:24 am to


There are so many like that for Michael.

The office is first on my Netflix instant watch and so I get the preview of the next episode every time I turn on Netflix. I won't watch an office episode because I get a laugh every time because its the season opener of Michael eating cereal and he said

okay well I didn't get the job at corporate. But I got something better... Domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well she bought the milk , it's soy. Etc

Then gonna be a great year I can feel it. Then he smokes Meredith coming into the parking lot



Then the whole explanation of what happen to everyone makes me laugh so hard. Well good news bad news. The reason I was there so quickly is because I'm the one that hit her
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:27 am to
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The reason I was there so quickly is because I'm the one that hit her




Stanley's reaction to that is great too.

"What is wrong with you? Why'd you have to phrase it like that?"
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:31 am to
the dr.'s did everything they could................ and the succeeded she will be fine
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:33 am to
Speaking of Meredith

Meredith: Yeah I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:35 am to
I wish this thread was MGS quotes about toby

" we are a big family here, Toby is in HR so hes really not a part of our family. And he's divorced so he's really not a part of his own family"
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:40 am to
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There are so many like that for Michael

The best thing about him is that he plays it so well sometimes the jokes are easy to miss. I watched one last night where he talks about donating to a hospital because he considers himself a great philanderer. And the way he says it, you almost believe he's correct.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:41 am to
Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:48 am to
I don't know who donated this wing

I do, it was Michael Scott

How do you know? It's anonymous.

Because I'm Michael Scott.




You don't call retarded people retarded
You call your friends retarded when they do retarded things
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:49 am to
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.



I love Dwight's responses.

What kind of bear is best? "Well that's a ridiculous question.."

Most of the Jim/Dwight shite is hilarious. Also saw this one the other night...Jim was out talking/playing with Pam and came back to his desk:
quote:

Dwight: Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.
Jim: Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.
Dwight: Please, don't.
Jim: You... owe me.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:50 am to
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I don't know who donated this wing
I do, it was Michael Scott
How do you know? It's anonymous.
Because I'm Michael Scott.

Because I'm him. (I think)

When he goes off on his tangents, it's greatness. And a lot of times it seems ad-libbed.
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:55 am to
I love how Kevin never stopped calling Ryan "Fire Guy"...then when Ryan shows back up as a temp Kevin calls him "Fired Guy"
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:57 am to
Michael with just the camera is gold.




But yeah Jim turning the tables on Dwight all the time was sooo funny. Like when he got Pam to message him saying she was the computer or the FBI was coming for him to work there Etc
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:58 am to
I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.

God I'm going to miss this show.
Posted by beaverfever
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:18 am to
I like how Toby always takes his job in hr seriously and then one day erin asks him if hr has any policy that could be of help he's just like "erin, hr's a joke. I can't do anything about anything." He looks completely dejected.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:18 am to
He finally gave up



And yeah I miss this show. The office is already over and been over IMO.

New shite has made me think it wasn't as funny show but it really was amazing stuff
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 10:19 am
Posted by beaverfever
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:22 am to
God I'm trying my hardest not to list like a thousand michael quotes. We could make a 100 page thread just for him. I gotta quote one. "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:24 am to
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I like how Toby always takes his job in hr seriously and then one day erin asks him if hr has any policy that could be of help he's just like "erin, hr's a joke. I can't do anything about anything." He looks completely dejected.

It was awesome when he didn't want to do the love contract papers for Jim and Pam. "It's mainly for more serious relationships...so let's just wait and see.."
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:25 am to
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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


Hahah, I forgot about that one. His hatred for Toby was epic.

"Why are you the way that you are"
Posted by Newbomb Turk
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:32 am to
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Like when he got Pam to message him saying she was the computer or the FBI was coming for him to work there Etc


The best part about that scene was when he actually went up to the roof of the building and was waiting for the CIA to come and get him via helicopter ... only to get another text telling him to " ... abort mission, destroy phone" -- so he throws his phone off the top of the building.

I was in tears.

You have been compromised ....

And, say what you want about Pam now, but she was HOT back in the day.
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 10:35 am
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