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Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:24 am to Newbomb Turk
There are so many like that for Michael.
The office is first on my Netflix instant watch and so I get the preview of the next episode every time I turn on Netflix. I won't watch an office episode because I get a laugh every time because its the season opener of Michael eating cereal and he said
okay well I didn't get the job at corporate. But I got something better... Domestic bliss. Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well she bought the milk , it's soy. Etc
Then gonna be a great year I can feel it. Then he smokes Meredith coming into the parking lot
Then the whole explanation of what happen to everyone makes me laugh so hard. Well good news bad news. The reason I was there so quickly is because I'm the one that hit her
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:27 am to wish i was tebow
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The reason I was there so quickly is because I'm the one that hit her
Stanley's reaction to that is great too.
"What is wrong with you? Why'd you have to phrase it like that?"
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:31 am to craigbiggio
the dr.'s did everything they could................ and the succeeded she will be fine
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:33 am to wish i was tebow
Speaking of Meredith
Meredith: Yeah I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.
Meredith: Yeah I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:35 am to craigbiggio
I wish this thread was MGS quotes about toby
" we are a big family here, Toby is in HR so hes really not a part of our family. And he's divorced so he's really not a part of his own family"
" we are a big family here, Toby is in HR so hes really not a part of our family. And he's divorced so he's really not a part of his own family"
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:40 am to wish i was tebow
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There are so many like that for Michael
The best thing about him is that he plays it so well sometimes the jokes are easy to miss. I watched one last night where he talks about donating to a hospital because he considers himself a great philanderer. And the way he says it, you almost believe he's correct.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:41 am to Wooly
Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:48 am to CocomoLSU
I don't know who donated this wing
I do, it was Michael Scott
How do you know? It's anonymous.
Because I'm Michael Scott.
You don't call retarded people retarded
You call your friends retarded when they do retarded things
I do, it was Michael Scott
How do you know? It's anonymous.
Because I'm Michael Scott.
You don't call retarded people retarded
You call your friends retarded when they do retarded things
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:49 am to Roaad
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
I love Dwight's responses.
What kind of bear is best? "Well that's a ridiculous question.."
Most of the Jim/Dwight shite is hilarious. Also saw this one the other night...Jim was out talking/playing with Pam and came back to his desk:
I love Dwight's responses.
What kind of bear is best? "Well that's a ridiculous question.."
Most of the Jim/Dwight shite is hilarious. Also saw this one the other night...Jim was out talking/playing with Pam and came back to his desk:
quote:
Dwight: Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom, 'cause I kicked in all the stalls.
Jim: Well that's an invasion of privacy, so, I'm going to tell Michael.
Dwight: Please, don't.
Jim: You... owe me.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:50 am to wish i was tebow
quote:
I don't know who donated this wing
I do, it was Michael Scott
How do you know? It's anonymous.
Because I'm Michael Scott.
Because I'm him. (I think)
When he goes off on his tangents, it's greatness. And a lot of times it seems ad-libbed.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:55 am to CocomoLSU
I love how Kevin never stopped calling Ryan "Fire Guy"...then when Ryan shows back up as a temp Kevin calls him "Fired Guy" 
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:57 am to CocomoLSU
Michael with just the camera is gold.
But yeah Jim turning the tables on Dwight all the time was sooo funny. Like when he got Pam to message him saying she was the computer or the FBI was coming for him to work there Etc
But yeah Jim turning the tables on Dwight all the time was sooo funny. Like when he got Pam to message him saying she was the computer or the FBI was coming for him to work there Etc
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:58 am to craigbiggio
I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.
God I'm going to miss this show.
God I'm going to miss this show.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:18 am to LasVegasTiger
I like how Toby always takes his job in hr seriously and then one day erin asks him if hr has any policy that could be of help he's just like "erin, hr's a joke. I can't do anything about anything." He looks completely dejected.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:18 am to beaverfever
He finally gave up
And yeah I miss this show. The office is already over and been over IMO.
New shite has made me think it wasn't as funny show but it really was amazing stuff
And yeah I miss this show. The office is already over and been over IMO.
New shite has made me think it wasn't as funny show but it really was amazing stuff
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 10:19 am
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:22 am to beaverfever
God I'm trying my hardest not to list like a thousand michael quotes. We could make a 100 page thread just for him. I gotta quote one. "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:24 am to beaverfever
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I like how Toby always takes his job in hr seriously and then one day erin asks him if hr has any policy that could be of help he's just like "erin, hr's a joke. I can't do anything about anything." He looks completely dejected.
It was awesome when he didn't want to do the love contract papers for Jim and Pam. "It's mainly for more serious relationships...so let's just wait and see.."
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:25 am to beaverfever
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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Hahah, I forgot about that one. His hatred for Toby was epic.
"Why are you the way that you are"
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:32 am to wish i was tebow
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Like when he got Pam to message him saying she was the computer or the FBI was coming for him to work there Etc
The best part about that scene was when he actually went up to the roof of the building and was waiting for the CIA to come and get him via helicopter ... only to get another text telling him to " ... abort mission, destroy phone" -- so he throws his phone off the top of the building.
I was in tears.
You have been compromised ....
And, say what you want about Pam now, but she was HOT back in the day.
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 10:35 am
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