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re: Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office

Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:20 am to
Posted by H. E. Pennypacker
Louisiana IceGators Fan
Member since Mar 2013
925 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:20 am to
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen. Wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse 'cause you're my girlfriend?
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8710 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:21 am to
When Andy and Jim go to the high school because of the watermark and Andy sees his g/f.

"That's not gonna hold up in court"

Hahah
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46125 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:21 am to
I randomly bought season 1 at bestbuy after basketball season and i was depressed. alot of people told me my humor was perfect for the show so i said shite i will try it ( at the time it was ESPN or nothing on my TV) and I had to go back to best buy that day to buy S2. the basketball episode hooked me


Oscar: I can play
MGS: eh maybe when baseball season comes around

Phyllis being a cheerleader EWW gross



Stanley of course

why of course?

I didnt say of course
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46125 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:21 am to
beer me that water bottle



gets a laugh like a quarter of the time
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8710 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:24 am to
quote:

H. E. Pennypacker


Nice screen name!
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:24 am to
Lord, beer me strength.
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
35649 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:24 am to
Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a p***s. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?
Posted by Delacroix
Member since Oct 2008
4040 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:26 am to
anyone have any idea when there will be new episodes on Netflix?
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6975 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:26 am to
Wrong baby!
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8710 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:28 am to
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working towards?"
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81651 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:29 am to
speaking of lochness monster, they should have done way more with Patrice Oneal

"damnit michael!"
This post was edited on 4/24/13 at 11:31 am
Posted by CrippleCreek
Member since Apr 2012
2386 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:39 am to
DJ: You're the only one here, what do you want to hear?

ANDY: Dave Matthews Band. No hits. Deep tracks only.

*Ants Marching plays*

The look of disappointment on Andy's face when the music starts playing cracks me up every time.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156821 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Stanley of course

And he starts dribbling, MS: "Are you KIDDING ME??"
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46125 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:21 pm to



Some of the stuff dwight had was just so money

paint ball lessons, karate, its just keeps going
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23666 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:25 pm to
The Fire drill.

Cat getting tossed into the ceiling and not getting caught.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46125 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 1:34 pm to
One of the best things about michael is that he really cared.

He walks out of his office and Angela is crying.

MS: OMG people it was a tiny fracture
Pam: Angelas cat died michael
MS: ( his face just drops) OH no spinkles???





and dwight putting the cat in the freezer
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177662 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:45 pm to
There's too much to list. The jokes are so well written.
Posted by Grabo
Member since Dec 2008
1123 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:50 pm to
"Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is."
Posted by montana
Bozeman, MT
Member since Dec 2008
1603 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 10:59 pm to
Ryan "I was chosen right after pass".
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